I fucking HATE Bob and his bullshit Enzyte.

[Madrone]

#1 - Whether or not he can achieve wood, I DON'T CARE. Go whine to someone that's interested.

#2 - Why do ya gotta WHISTLE about the fact you got no wood, Bob? Is the whistling in order to annoy and run off anyone that *might* care about your wood before the secret gets out? NEWSFLASH - it's TV. It's already out!

#3 - My cockatiel is the only being I know of that gets REALLY EXCITED by the advertisement. This IS the reason I want Bob AND his
lack of wood to die a slow and tortuous death. So now, not only am I disgusted by Bob's personal problems but my ears are bleeding
from the obnoxious screeching of a misguided cockatiel that goes NUTS as soon as the whistling starts.


Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!



:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Initech]

1. They cant show porn or swear on network television, but ads for ED medication run 24/7.

And people wonder why we're fucked up as a country. :argh:

[Madrone]

2. Yup!

We get to see ads that tell us how dirty women are with that "not so fresh feeling" and hear about their WINGS too....

It's all crap. And speaking of "fucked up as a country" - let's not forget the fact that a large number of insurance companies will not pay for women's birth control but have NO problem financing a man's erection.


:eyes:

[Left Is Write]

7. What do porn and swearing have to do with ED medication?

BTW - Enzyte isn't an ED medication. It's an herbal "remedy" of dubious repute.

[catmandu57]

3. Are they still running those?

I thouight someone had sued the makers and they quit. All the same I'm with you bob can go far far away.

[Little Wing]

4. I thought Enzyte was all about turning toothpicks into baseball bats

perhaps I misread the ads

so to speak

[Left Is Write]

8. No, you're right. It's supposed to "enhance" what you've got.

[graywarrior]

5. Smiling Bob and his dipshit friends. I hate the wave. Hate it.

[Bunny]

6. I banged Bob.

That shit really works.

[SOteric]

9. Those commercials, and especially that whistling tune,

cause me to meditate on Rabrrrrrr's avatar.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Locking.

Don't buy into it (and yes, bodily function):



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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