Wetzelbill
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:47 PM
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Many Odd And Random Things About Me Most People Do Not Know |
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This is from my latest myspace blog. -WB
Many Odd And Random Things About Me Most People Do Not Know
1. I own the dvds of every single Wrestlemania ever.
2. I once won a fight without throwing a single punch. I took the guy to the ground and caught him in a choke.
3. My left pinkie frequently dislocates due to an old wrestling injury. Sometimes when I simply reach for something. I have snapped it in place in front of other people without even acknowledging or letting on what happened.
4. It is a myth that I am scared of monkeys. I have no fear of them, they just creep me out. I cannot even look at the television if one is on.
5. This fall I set one of my shirts on fire. It was slightly damp so I put it in the oven for a few minutes and forgot about it. Not good.
6. I secretly have an obsession with old nighttime soap operas. I own a few box sets of Dallas and have rented the first several seasons on dvd. I have watched the first season of Dynasty, as well.
7. At the University of Arizona one of my essays is required reading in a graduate seminar. I wrote it for a lower level English class in less than two hours.
8. For about ten years of my life, I patterned myself after a pro wrestler named Mr. Perfect.
9. For a few years of my life, I patterned myself after Batman. Currently I am in my Johnny Cash phase.
10. I have recorded myself singing karaoke versions of well known songs. My best is probably a serviceable version of “Tuesday’s Gone” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Oh and I am not good either. I have been described as sounding like a “dirt sandwich.”
11. In seventh grade I wrestled at 100 pounds. As a senior in high school, despite being much heavier normally, I wrestled at 98 pounds. I would lose nearly 14 pounds in 4 days just to make the weight.
12. I walked around without an ACL in my right knee for about eight years. I originally blew it out after a bull stepped on my knee at a rodeo.
13. My goal in life is to be the most influential Blackfeet Indian of my time. Money has nothing to do with it either. I hope to leave some type of legacy.
14. I have come out of “retirement” about once or twice every year for the last 10 years. Usually a nagging injury or cruel reality brings me back to my senses. The last time reality hit was when my youngest brother made me tap out to a camel clutch.
15. I currently sit on the hearing board at the University of Arizona. You know there is trouble when some student’s disciplinary fate resides on a decision I am a involved with.
16. I watch more cartoons now than I did when I was ten years old.
17. I have created a fictional band with my youngest brother called “Yellow Number Five.” Our first fictional album is named Community Food Bank. I am the lead singer and he is the air guitarist. My name is Exclamation Point, and I sign it like this !. I call him The Outskirts, but I don’t think he likes that name. It is a work in progress.
18. I also have a fictional biography in the works called “Bill Wetzel: The Man Who Couldn’t Reach The Top Shelf.”
19. I once had a nightmare that I saw Charlize Theron murder some guy in a wooded area. It was fucked up.
20. This one time when I was drunk I pro wrestled a bearskin rug in front of a bunch of people. I won the pinfall but ended up cutting my hand on a light hanging from the ceiling when I went for a flying axe handle. I had to go to the hospital and get stitches.
21. My brother and I frequently call home and terrorize my parents. I once told my mom that he was involved in a gang dispute with the Los Mags and Biz Lats. Those are fictional gangs from the tv show The Shield. He once told our dad that I was a heroin junkie with a hooker girlfriend. The sad thing is both of our parents believed this stuff.
22. I went to college in Seattle because I wanted to go to Seattle Mariner and Supersonic games. I now attend college in Tucson because I am a huge fan of Pac-Ten football and basketball.
23. I have terrible sleeping schedule problems. I often get so far off track I will wake up in the evening and go to sleep in the mornings.
24. One time I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone. (now I am just lying because I know nobody read this far)
25. I own every episode ever of Arrested Development.
26. If I could fight one fictional literary figure it would be Mycroft Holmes.
27. I once took an online test that said the literary figure I was most like was the narrator form the novel Fight Club. Another test said that the novel I was most like was One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
28. A few years ago as I got off the bus, an attractive Hispanic woman said something to me in Spanish. I did not know what she was saying. She repeated it to no avail. She then said” You do not know what that means?” I said that I did not know how to speak Spanish. She seemed disgusted at my answer, as if I was the biggest idiot on earth. Later on I found at that she was trying to get me to go home with her. (to put it in a relatively nice way)
29. I often use the catchphrase “Drop The Hammer.” Others that I frequently say are “Disco!” “Rock and/or Roll” and “Bob Loblaw” which is said like “bah blah blah.”
30. I am so terrible with names that I have actually known people for years without ever knowing their first names.
31. I am at once extremely arrogant and quite shy. I hide the shyness with an absurd sense of humor.
32. I am quite accomplished in a kitchen as far as a male bachelor goes. My cooking and baking skills are pretty solid.
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Gormy Cuss
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:52 PM
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1. Bummer about the pillow. |
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I remember the baked shirt story. :D
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Wetzelbill
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:54 PM
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2. yes, common sense is not one of my greatest traits |
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:55 PM
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3. I can't stop laughing. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-03-06 07:56 PM by Ptah
“Bob Loblaw” which is said like “bah blah blah.”
:rofl: :rofl:
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Wetzelbill
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:01 PM
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7. try reading Bob Loblaw's Law blog |
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:56 PM
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4. So you wrestled a rug and lost |
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:)
Oh, and your single and can cook.
My latest catch phrase is 'use the big screws'.
Have a great evening
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:59 PM
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I hit him with a Stone Cold Stunner and got the pinfall, however, he did send me to the hospital so I guess that is a moral victory for him. :0
I like the catchphrase. Very nice.
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:04 PM
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10. Dude, the rug sent you to the hosptial |
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:09 PM
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12. hey as far as I can tell I am the one who is still alive |
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:14 PM
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16. Yeah, but a DEAD bear without all his parts sent ya to the doctor |
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Just sounds like something somebody in MY family would have happen.
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Sun Dec-03-06 07:59 PM
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5. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much - you're uper intelligent! |
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You know who Mycroft Holmes is!
Great list -- :thumbsup:
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:02 PM
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8. Mycroft has a level of intellect, laziness and arrogance |
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that I both admire and am extremely jealous of. :)
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:02 PM
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9. Solid cooking & baking skills? |
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The shirt was supposed to be flambe?
You cook and set items on fire which normally don't get torched? You really should meet my daughter, but only if you like hockey ;)
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:08 PM
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11. oh yeah, i like hockey |
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I pretty much like all sports. :) I am a weird paradox. I was telling my boss that morning after I set my shirt on fire that I am one of those people who could publish a paper on an obscure neoconservative think tank but then still be dumb enough to light my shirt on fire.
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:13 PM
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15. Wayward daughter finally got over setting fire to wall with toasters |
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then there is the story about her cat's tail... :rofl:
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:17 PM
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:49 PM
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18. He's the one what stuck his tail in the candle flame |
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then swayed it back and forth, mesmerized by it. SHE's the one what jumped outta the bath and chased him down to extinguish his fur before the flame hit hide and REALLY made him run.
With her luck (or lack of) with fire, that one could've been a doozy!
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:09 PM
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13. "I have terrible sleeping schedule problems..." |
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I'm the same way. It sucks.
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Wetzelbill
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Sun Dec-03-06 08:11 PM
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14. I have to have a full schedule |
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just to even stay on a decent pattern at all. Then usually weekends or a holiday will screw me up. It sure does suck.
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Sun Dec-03-06 09:11 PM
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19. I own every wrestlemania on D.V.D also! |
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What's your fav might I ask?
Heh Mr. Perfect.. did you go through days where you spit gum out into the air and swat it away ;).
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Sun Dec-03-06 09:36 PM
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20. this is what it sounds like when doves cry |
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Oh yeah, I still chew gum to this day. Never go anywhere without it.
Not sure if I have a particular favorite. I think 2004 when Benoit wins the title and Eddie retained in MSG was pretty awesome though.
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Sun Dec-03-06 10:14 PM
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WM XX was pretty damn good. . . Excellent ending with Benoit and Eddie in the ring together.
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Sun Dec-03-06 10:33 PM
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22. You forgot to add that you are the sole heir to the gigantic Wetzel's Pretzel's fortune. |
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