I have an irresistible urge to Haiku

[Xipe Totec]

I'd love to see some replies but, if you are going to post, please keep it clean; no explicit language.

I'd hate to disapoint my friends by having this post locked as a sex thread.

The topic is implicit. Be cute, be clever, be clean.

Here goes...

revealing secrets,
bright light shines on Mount Venus
behold the moonrise.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. There once was a man from Madras....

green gold red and brown
falling falling falling down
autumn all around


(I wrote that in 5th grade for a class haiku project.)

[Xipe Totec]

2. Nice!

impressive haiku
talent revealed in the Spring
autumn becomes you

[thefool_wa]

3. Not mine

but one I like:

Haiku's can be nice,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator.

[thefool_wa]

4. >self delete<

[Xipe Totec]

6. I like it!

random words expose
id and ego are revealed
oh, look! shiny beads!

[thefool_wa]

5. Here's one of mine

I did britney earlier but I will do something more in tune with nature:

Ice falling from clouds
Crusted slick on hill and tree
Sunlight makes it shine

[Xipe Totec]

7. A memento

Ice storm in Texas
branches sheathed in a thick glaze
singing like wind chimes

[thefool_wa]

8. Ah, Dallas ice storms

You can keep them. I was there for a nasty storm in December of 2000 (2 inches of ice on everything in like 1 hour). It sucked! Never comming back to Dallas, EVER, as a result.

[Deja Q]

9. Still sounds like Britney, but I digress...

:evilgrin:

[thefool_wa]

12. Tee Hee

Here's the Britney one:

Naked private place,
With photographic witness,
Helps the waning fame.

[Xipe Totec]

15. tsk, tsk...

mention not the name
without unmentionables
she becomes one too

[SPKrazy]

10. More Haiku

Iraq

We are there now, why?
Evil men thought thought they could win
dead boys and girls, sad

[Xipe Totec]

14. Iraq

brave men uniformed
answer the call of duty
while chicken hawks strut

[JVS]

11. From a previous time

the sun brightly dawns
bright light soon envelops us
faux pas becomes chic

throughout the vast land
radiant maidens follow
her bold example

the eye is well pleased
i smile quite contentedly
a new fashion thrives

[Xipe Totec]

13. I liked those. Too bad the fun was spoiled

mask that hides beauty
for none but fools do wear it
cast it off anon.

[cwydro]

16. Excellent haiku

bravo!

and..IBTL.

[SacredCow]

17. I'm partial to the "Road Rage" Haikus...

Accelerator:
Vertical Pedal On Right.
Use It Now, Moron.

[Xipe Totec]

18. Good one!

freeway isn’t free
taxes funded construction
share the road jackass!