Hark! the Harold angels sing

[pokerfan]

Hark! the Harold angels sing,
Glory to the New York Kings.
Peace on earth and then he smiles;
Goddamn sinners reckon so.

Joyful oily nations, rise;
Join the triumph of disguise.
With the jelly toast proclaim,
Christ is born in Bethlehem.

Hark! the Harold angels sing,
Glory to the New York Kings.
Peace on earth and then he smiles;
Goddamn sinners wreck a child.

[seemunkee]

1. Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' Polly Voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har'ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly --
Golly, Solly's cold and so's ol' Lou!

[pokerfan]

2. Silent night, holy night

All is calm, all is bright.
Round John Virgin, margarine child;
Holy imbecile, tender and mild.
Sleep in heavenly peas;
Sleep in heavenly peas!

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow... or something kind of like that.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
And my dear, you're so delightful.
And as long as you love me so...
Screw me slow, screw me slow, screw me slow...

[pokerfan]

4. next verse

Oh, you don't show signs of stoppin'
And by now, you've got me hoppin'
And since you don't have to go,
(yadda yadda yadda)