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Mon Dec-04-06 07:29 PM
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Jessica Simpson forgets lyrics, almost loses dress at Kennedy Center event |
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Mon Dec-04-06 07:33 PM
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1. it won't impress Britney |
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Mon Dec-04-06 07:38 PM
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2. Unbelievable. You're asked to perform at the KENNEDY CENTER, and you can't... |
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...memorize the lyrics to ONE FUCKING SONG? She even had cue cards, and still couldn't get it right.
She's not a bright girl, is she.
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Mon Dec-04-06 07:41 PM
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3. I'd love to see a video of that. |
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Can't stand her, or her sister.
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Mon Dec-04-06 08:03 PM
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4. Probably it will show up on YouTube within a day or two. |
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Mon Dec-04-06 08:18 PM
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5. Or her father, for that matter... |
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Mon Dec-04-06 08:30 PM
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maybe the evil cue card person slipped in one that said "show us your teats and forget the words"....:rofl:
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Mon Dec-04-06 09:57 PM
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7. It's not the first time she has had a wardrobe malfunction. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-04-06 09:58 PM by QMPMom
She was opening for a very famous singer a few years ago and, unfortunately, she was pantiless and her jeans split from front to back. She ran off stage where her *mother* peeled out of her jeans and Jessica put them on and then went on with the show and her mother was left jeans-less.
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Mon Dec-04-06 10:17 PM
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8. This RA I hooked up with briefly LOVED Ashlee Simpson. |
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We were sitting in my living room listening to a King Crimson record of mine and discussing music, and she said "I love Ashlee Simpson, and don't understand why everybody hates her so much."
I tried to be as neutral and conciliatory as I could be, but when she blurted out "What is this music? It's just noise!" I couldn't stand it any more.
She wanted to have sex but I adamantly refused (after all, I do have principles), and she left the next morning. We never spoke again.
:evilgrin:
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Mon Dec-04-06 11:29 PM
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10. Listening to the screeching of Simpson the Lesser |
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technically qualifies as torture. I would chew my leg off to get away from listening to that inane caterwauling.
King Crimson invented an entire art form.
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Mon Dec-04-06 11:39 PM
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I broke up with a guy when I was in high school after he opined that Jimi Hendrix was "overrated". Some things are just BLASPHEMOUS.
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Mon Dec-04-06 10:40 PM
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9. Sorry, brain damage is not sexy. |
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