I thought of something that GoPsUx can post!

[Heidi]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[billyskank]

1. It's a good job I love you

;)

:*

[Heidi]

4. What?

You don't like that joke? :P

:*

[billyskank]

5. It was funny the first 32,768 times

after that it started losing its appeal. Whoda thunk it? :shrug:

:D

:hug:

[Heidi]

6. There's just no accounting for tastes, is there?

:rofl: :spray:

:hug: :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

14. And then it caused a short int overload?

:shrug: :P

[billyskank]

20. No, that would have been after the first 32,767 times

:D

[ZombieNixon]

21. No, technically, it is the first 32,768 times, because time #0 was the "first" time.

:P :D

[billyskank]

22. Oops

:blush:

[ZombieNixon]

25. Ah, well...

struct GoPsUx
{
short brazillionJoke;
}
typedef struct GoPsUx GoPsUx;

enum brazillionJoke
{
BRAZILLION_JOKE_1 = 0,
BRAZILLION_JOKE_2
...
BRAZILLION_JOKE_32767,
BRAZILLION_JOKE_32768
};

for (i = 0; ; i++)
GoPsUx.brazillionJoke = brazillionJoke< i >;

and all that...:P

This post gets two s:

[Guava Jelly]

30. Please lord no coding

DAmn you !!!
I have nightmares about that stuff :)

[Guava Jelly]

2. You are just a big ol meanie!!

:rofl:
:hug:

[Heidi]

3. But, but, but . . .

I was just tryin' to be helpful. :P

[Guava Jelly]

29. You are helpful Heidi

You are a very nice woman :7
I still wish I grew up in oklahoma ;)
And I know it's wednesday but good morning

[Crazy Dave]

7. Tisk, tisk...

...and from a moderator at that x(
How about a good old fashioned, flirt, kitty, I'm leaving DU, my life is good, my life is bad, or my favorite, the "naughty" threads. It's those types of threads that I personally feel contribute and help maintain the very strict and extremely high standards of the DU Lounge.

So do these:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Heidi]

8. You forgot these:

:spank:

:hi: Dave! How've you been? :hug:

[Crazy Dave]

9. I've been doing great Heidi

It's also good to see you, or I should say, hear from you. Lately I've replied to some of your posts but it must have been after you were gone. I haven't heard from you in a while.

How is Ginger doing? Didn't he have surgery or something last week?

[Heidi]

10. Our boy's OK again.

He had his stitches removed last week, and is back to old mousing, pouncing, playful ways.

I'll try to do better about checking "My Posts" to see if I have replies. Last week I had to fly to Geneva and back all in one day, and sort of ended up abandoning DU for a couple of days. I don't recover from travel as well as I did when I was a younger woman. ;)

:hug: and :hi: to both you and Mrs. DTW!

[swimboy]

11. I think he should just go with some provocative wrist pics.

:P


:loveya: :hi:

[Heidi]

15. I think YOU should post some provocative wrist pics,

smarty-pants. :P

:hug: :loveya:

[swimboy]

23. I'll see what I can do.

:loveya:

[Heidi]

24. Please, though,

I'll be checking every 30 seconds don't go out of your way on account of me. ;)

[swimboy]

26. *chortle*

It won't be until I get home from work! Sorry, my friend! :rofl:

[bridgit]

12. YOU are SO bad!

:spank: :rofl: :hi:

[Heidi]

16. Me??????????????????

I just did it to getcha to spank me. :loveya:

:*

[bridgit]

18. heee...

and i am of course all to easy/ready to oblige :blush: :woohoo: :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

13. Tuh...Donald Rumsfeld is so last month...

:P

[Heidi]

17. True.

And don't stick out your tongue at me, young man. :P

:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Nyah.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P



:P


:hug:

[LSK]

27. can I post it?

:shrug:

[Heidi]

28. YES!

You tell the brazillion joke better than anyone I know. :thumbsup: