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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 01:17 PM
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Walkin' round in women's underwear
Walkin' round in women's underwear
(to be sung to "Walkin' in a winter wonderland")

Lacy things - the wife is missin',
Didn't ask - her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes ,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the store - there's a teddy,
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress - like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' round in women's underwear!

Lacy things - the wife is missin',
Didn't ask - her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes ,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' round in women's underwear,
Walkin' round in women's underwear,
Walkin' round in women's underwear!

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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 01:24 PM
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1. I sang this instead of Winter Wonderland at the singalong.
The Corunna Community Center had a tree festival, they had the Owosso Middle School Choir singing X-mas and Haunnukah songs, they said "SING ALONG!"....


Well it's THEIR fault.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 01:25 PM
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2. i don't see how you can be responsible...they asked for it.
you're perfectly innocent here.














:rofl: i tried to hold it for as long as i could.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 01:26 PM
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3. I KNEW you'd understand!!!
Besides silk is so soft...

Wait a minute.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-05-06 01:28 PM
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4. OH YEAH, and Deb just about peed trying not to laugh.
She saved getting pissed off for later! LOVE that woman.
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