My curtains were stolen and now I finally found out who the culprit was who took them

[LynneSin]

[MrCoffee]

1. i think she looks lovely...

wait, let me put my glasses on.

















my eyes! MY EYES!

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. really? because I'm missing a sofa cover (and some Xanax)

:rofl:

[jilln]

3. No offense, but

you have terrible taste. That can't possibly go with the rest of your decor.

[LynneSin]

4. I was going for that Brothel look

:shrug:

[rug]

5. Then the scumbag next to her complements the curtains.

[jilln]

12. Then...

"Mission Accomplished"

[Kutjara]

6. Wouldn't you just love to find them...

...under your tree on Christmas morning? I'd just hope whoever gave them to me kept the receipt.

[KamaAina]

7. Hey, Pickles! 1948 called.

It wants its dress back. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

8. You are ALL wrong.

That's my grandmother's white bedspread, dyed red. I swear it.




Hey, why is there snow on the tree but not on the ground?


And why is George not wearing a wedding ring?


And why is Laura not wearing a bra? And what is up with her one eyebrow being like several inches higher than the other?






This whole administration is soooooo fucked up!!11!1!!1!

[MissHoneychurch]

11. How were you able to look at that picture longer than a second

without getting blind or at least sick to the stomach??????

[July]

18. A good bra would do wonders for her.

She's decent-looking, but between the sag and the crazy outfits, she's a long way from looking as good as she might. Perhaps she just doesn't care, though.

[texas1928]

20. well with georgie hanging on the teet that long...

Your's would sag too.

[Penndems]

22. ROFL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yy4me]

9. The dress looks see-through and bushie looks like he has

fangs. Seriously folks,I've been around a while and seen a lot. I doubt if I have ever seen an uglier dress. The designer responsible for this dress should be run out of town.

[SoCalDem]

10. No no no.. that's my Grandma's tablecloth n/t

[texas1928]

13. Aw they got the monkey in a monkey suit...

How cute.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Isn't that some flocked wallpaper from the 70s?

Oh, wait.... it looks like it came from those pics I've seen of Victorian brothels.... All she needs is a lampshade with fringe on it to complete the look. :rofl:

And Monkey Boy is very monkey-ish... :rofl:

[seemunkee]

15. Apparently 3 other women had the same dress on.

Laura Bush, who mysteriously changed dresses right before the gala.

Why? Turns out that earlier in the evening, the first lady walked into the super-exclusive White House reception for the honorees, wearing the exact same red Oscar de la Renta embroidered tulle jacket and floor-length trumpet skirt as three other party guests, including local philanthropist Vicki Sant.

[Kali]

16. I don't know why,

but........bwahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

[Writer]

17. She certainly is into that baggy brocade, isn't she?

:puke:

And that phony Texas smile!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

19. and my coke!!

That bastard stole all my coke!

[ohiosmith]

21. You had black curtains?