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Tue Dec-05-06 07:31 PM
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| Poll question: Best Republican Presidential Candidate - 2008! |
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We all know their prospects look grim. Let's give them a hand and help them choose someone to improve their party. After all, it couldn't get worse.
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Tue Dec-05-06 07:33 PM
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Tue Dec-05-06 07:52 PM
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Repuke family values proudly displayed before all. :sarcasm:
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Tue Dec-05-06 08:11 PM
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Who else combines true republican values better? Death and Profit!
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Tue Dec-05-06 08:13 PM
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Slogan: "It's the bowtie, baby!"
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| Deja Q
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Tue Dec-05-06 08:14 PM
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| 5. Donald Trump? How about Ken Lay? Would you believe, Richard Nixon? |
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Tue Dec-05-06 08:16 PM
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They can pry the nomination from his cold, dead hands!
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Tue Dec-05-06 09:26 PM
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We could all vote for him in the repug primary. Who knows, me may reach 4% in the general.
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Tue Dec-05-06 09:36 PM
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Tue Dec-05-06 09:53 PM
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| 9. Britney's out. She gave money to Katrina victims. |
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Jessica Simpson is too smart. O J Simpson only killed two people at most--he's under-qualified. Maybe Mel Gibson, if we could keep him drunk. Then again, Mel Gibson actually earned at least some of his money in an honest way, so he's probably not qualified. Michael Richards--he's got that denial routine down pat, and he's pretty much ridden one lucky break his whole life.
Timothy McVeigh and Jim Jones are dead...
I've got it! Robert Blake! Sure, only one murder, but he'll catch on quickly. He's dumb, he's white, he's cheated the system, and he's a washed-up actor unable to distinguish reality from fiction! Maybe he'd do it!
Barreta/Kramer '08!! Blood will flow! (Mostly poor and/or non-white blood, of course.)
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Tue Dec-05-06 09:56 PM
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| 10. There is no such thing as |
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a "Best Republican Presidential Candidate".
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Tue Dec-05-06 10:09 PM
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| 11. Britney and Jessica are too young. |
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Wed Dec-06-06 01:47 AM
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| 12. constitution schmonstitution |
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Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 01:58 AM by philosophie_en_rose
we're talking about republicans, after all. ;)
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Maybe have him run with General J.C. Christian to reinforce the theme of heterosexuality.
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