Best use for Michael Medved

[Taverner]

I'm sure there's some way even he could be useful to the world...

[TOhioLiberal]

1. I say Green Zone...

...for the Prick!

[KamaAina]

2. Landfill

so much erosion, so little time..

[rustydog]

3. door stop in Rupert Murdock's bathroom?

[Deja Q]

4. Stunt double for Ron Jeremy?

:yoiks:

[GoneOffShore]

5. Only from behind.

I think Medved's big problem is a little one.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Who the fuck is Michael Medved?

[Taverner]

7. Movie Critic/Freeper/Asshole/Culture Warrior

Very conservative movie critic (was even on Sneak Previews when Siskel and Ebert left PBS) who hates anything left wing in any way.

Lemme put it this way, he thinks "Happy Feet" is a liberal Hollywood plot to make our children gay.

[JackBeck]

8. I had the unfortunate luck of finding him while cataloging digital tapes.

As an intern/volunteer at a non-profit PBS, GLBT hour-long news program (should I have just said "In The Life"?) I took it upon myself one day to start marking hundreds of unmarked tapes that had been digitally shot, and thrown aside. And what do I find? Michael Medved and Maggie Gallagher giving keynote speeches at a "reversion therapy" conference. Oh, the irony, Michael...tee-hee, such irony.