Water Found on Mars

[RobertSeattle]

[MrCoffee]

1. It's a god-awful small affair.

[Canadian Socialist]

2. Red Menace

Red Menace

NASA will hold a briefing this afternoon to announce a “significant find” on Mars. Things it could be:

Evidence of water.

Evidence of David Duchovny’s acting career.

Those weapons of mass destruction everyone was talking about way back when.

Zombies. Everywhere you look – zombies.

A race of super-intelligent alien beings plotting our imminent annihilation until they beam to Earth and encounter Dakota Fanning who, upon learning of their plans to ruthlessly vaporize every living creature on the face of the planet, looks up with those adorable eyes and gently inquires, “Even the kitties?” which melts the heart of the Martian commander who calls off the assault and instead gently tousles Dakota’s hair and reflects on the important life lessons he has learned today – and all from a child!

The remains of Mr. Jimmy Hoffa.

Women. Or is it men who are from there?

Buzz Aldrin’s hairpiece (knew he left it somewhere).

Giuliano Zaccardelli’s credibility (note: likely to be found in tatters).

Whole bunch of disoriented Russian space monkeys.

Khan. Khhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!

Some weird dude who keeps saying we’re making him “very, very angry.”

Iraq exit strategy.

Most passes thrown in the fourth quarter by Eli Manning.

Brian De Palma’s last OK movie.

[Generic Brad]

3. Unless there are fish in it, I'm not interested in going there

I do appreciate your visual pun. Most excellent.