I need a DU girlfriend!! any takers?? pics inside

[Guava Jelly]

Whaddayah say lady's hugh? :7

[Writer]

1. Cute dimples!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

2. thanks :)

So hows about a smooch? :7

[Writer]

3. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

:* :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

5. I feel all a flutter :o)

K so i am gonna move in kick hubby to the curb.
And we can start reproducing :7...Am i moving too fast?? :rofl:

[Writer]

7. Sure...

I don't mind slow 'n sloppy! I love me some dimples! :P

[Guava Jelly]

11. I'm the happiest mutant on the planet

Our kids will be beautiful

:7

[Writer]

14. Holy crap, I think I just choked...

:spray:

[BarenakedLady]

19. Holy Hell

WTH is that? :scared:

Rowan Atkinson?

[Guava Jelly]

23. It's mine and writers mutant love child

:7

[Writer]

28. Oooh... I need to get started on another one!

Hooray up, would you? I'm getting antsy.

[Guava Jelly]

34. Heck i'm only human

Ok give me a few more minutes .
Ok lets go :7

[Writer]

35. Oooh. This will be great for the Christmas pictures, dahling!

I can't wait!

[seemunkee]

4. Did Olive Oyl dump you?

[Guava Jelly]

6. yeah she was only with me cause she thought i was wimpy

:silly:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. I like what you've done with your hair.

You look much sexier now.

:yoiks:

[Guava Jelly]

12. thanks

i changed conditioners

[SKKY]

9. Dude! Barbara Bush, you're looking like straight ass lately. How in the world...

...does George stay with you?!

[Guava Jelly]

13. cause im neocon sexy thats why

:7

[u4ic]

10. I have to wash my hair tonight

Sorry.

[Guava Jelly]

15. Crap !!

I'll ask again tomorrow
Hey??? wait a minute I think maybe you don't find me too handsome!!:mad: :7

[u4ic]

17. I have to wash my hair

every evening...

[Guava Jelly]

20. oh

I'll ask in the morning :7

[u4ic]

29. Then

I'll be drying it.

[Guava Jelly]

33. I cant win can I?

Oh well.
Guess I'll just worship from afar :(

[miss_american_pie]

16. Oh why not

All dogs look the same in the dark. ;) :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

18. Woo hoo!!!

Arf arf!!
Do you mind drooling??
Or panting..Oh and I do tons of begging but thats just in real life :7
:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

You're trying to get me

to post something that'll get deleted, aren't you? ;)

[Guava Jelly]

26. I always am Miss Pie

:evilgrin:
ahhh they can't delete pm's
:7

[miss_american_pie]

27. Oooooh

So when you gonna send me one? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

30. be careful what you ask for

:evilgrin:
I wouldn't check my pm's or nothing :hide:

[miss_american_pie]

32. Bring it

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

22. So true Sister

So true...:applause:

[miss_american_pie]

25. :D

:hi:

[cwydro]

21. Well, I was on board

untl I saw you smoke. Sorry.

[Guava Jelly]

24. crap!

I should have removed the pipe before i took my drivers license photo

[cwydro]

43. OH, it's a pipe?

pic wasn't clear. Um, what's in it? Perhaps I'll reconsider...:P

[crim son]

31. Am I cold? Maybe..

Lonely? It's possible. Desperate? Talk to me in a few hours. Am I interested? NO FREAKING WAY :P

[Guava Jelly]

36. hater!!

I thought that you loved me :( sniff sniff!

[crim son]

37. I'll love you if you'll take of the ugly-mask

and put on your yellow man-sling. :loveya: Baby!

[Guava Jelly]

38. Anything for the beautiful crimmey

:7 we make sexy time now ?

[crim son]

39. LOL!

You never fail to please me! Yes yes, sexy time now!

[Guava Jelly]

41. I think i may have made you smile :o)

And that makes me smile :7

[buddhamama]

40. i'll do what i can to find you one

if you need a recommendation, whatever send `em to me. :hi: :hug: i'll talk you up, all of it true though.

[Guava Jelly]

44. Thanks buddhamama

Sort of play down the looks though.
And say i got like a good personality or something :7
:hi: :hug: and good evening my friend!

[buddhamama]

46. pshaw

you're looks are fine. i don't know who the guy in the picture is, but i don't appreciate them trying to impersonate my friend.

and you're personality is the best, bud.

Good to see you! :hug: :hi: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Thanks Buddhamama

As you are one of impeccable taste it means a lot.
But thats only one of the reasons why I just :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

42. Um, well, much as I like you, I'll have to take a pass on this one!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

45. why?

is it cause i smoke?

[SeattleGirl]

52. Well, no.

Forgive my crudeness here, but your face looks like a prune. :P

[Guava Jelly]

53. Oh so you are an anti prune person

:7 well then :)

[TOhioLiberal]

47. Kinda flirty...

...I like that...now what did I do with that bag from the store? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

50. Whaddaya sayen?

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

56. I might need a second bag...

..just in case of *ahem* breakage...:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

57. Ah !! so you practice safe S_x

Like lock my face up in a safe :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

58. Good thing I know...

...you look WAY better than that picture! :blush: You might need that bag though...for me. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

59. Oh Hush now ! Ain't a thing wrong with you!

I just have to make sure hubby doesn't break my neck :)

[LeftyMom]

48. Errr, um, uh....

Oh wait. I have a boyfriend. Sorry. Nothing personal. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

51. But if you were single ..right :o)

And I was a vegan :)

And you have a wonderful bf as he does a gf.

And I need to commute home.
:)

[Dukkha]

54. I liked you in Willy Wonka

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo.

[Guava Jelly]

55. I've got another riddle for you

:7
thanks i am still getting royalty's :sarcasm: