A quest of sluttiness

[Dangerously Amused]

Haaaahahahaha! Get it? "A quest of sluttiness"?!? Haaahaahaaa.


Oh come ON, it was a little funny. Geez!







Okay, OKAY FINE... it was lame and I'm procrastinating.


= sigh =





Tonight's lame copycat thread brought to you by Rice-A-Roni, The San Francisco Treat, and inspired by this'ere thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5920429

[KitchenWitch]

1. Well played!

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Tanka sista!

*bows*

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Did you know

that when you bow, we can see your boobs?









What am I saying? Of course you do.

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Doze ain't boobs, dose is

...ba-ZOOMS!!!







Wheeeee!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. And suddenly, I feel like singing

[SeattleGirl]

2. But DA, I thought you and conquered sluttiness!

Yeah, yeah! I am one Naughty Girl!!!! :spank: :spank: :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Me and..... who? WHO? Tell me, c'mon, tell me! I wanna know!

:bounce:



And hell yeah, you are about as naughty as they come.



OOPS!!!! Uh oh.....

[Guava Jelly]

7. Your copycats are never lame D_A

But you may be a little
:7
But I like nuts :7 :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. I feel sorry for the filberts. Nobody ever eats the filberts.

Poor filberts.



:cry:

[Guava Jelly]

10. I eat the filberts and the brazilians

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Me too. But let's face it.

They're always last, and only then because we're desperate.


= hangs head =

[Guava Jelly]

21. Not me

I go for the biggest nuts in the can first.
Thats why we get along :7 It's because we are both really big nuts
:loveya:

[billyskank]

9. billyskank, Bedford, United Kingdom

is where you quest should lead you... :hi:

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

12. billy!

:bounce:



:loveya: X 10!

[billyskank]

14. da!

:hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :*

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. And what's wrong with baseball scores?

:grr:

[billyskank]

16. I don't know

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Oh

Well, then...









Trousers?

[Fleshdancer]

18. I'm confused

Copycat threads are now sponsored? What do I need to do in order to secure the lucrative Rice-A-Roni sponsorship for my next copycat thread?

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Lose a lot at Jeopardy?

:shrug:

[Fleshdancer]

20. read more than the subject line much?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

22. I think he was joking.

'Cuz losing at Jeopardy is how you get a lot of (consolation prize) Rice-A-Roni.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Well first off, it has to be a LAME copycat thread.

Rice-A-Roni won't sponsor just ANY thread, you know.


And beyond that, um... just fabricate their sponsorship and steal their tag line. See? Simple!


:7

[billyskank]

24. *pouts*

You stopped flirting with me! :cry:

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Sweet baby billy!

I will NEVAH stop flirting with you!


You OWN my heart.


:7

[billyskank]

26. Well then

bring your heart (and the rest of you) over here and let us consummate our relationship! :7

Did I really say that? :blush:

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Woooooo hoooooo! SCORE!!!! :D

I'm on the next flight and if I had wings I'd be there already!



:loveya:

[billyskank]

28. I nearly said "heaving breast"

but that made me think of breasts and it all got a bit hot and flustered over here. :blush:

;)

[Deja Q]

29. Jane, are you being ignorant again?

:spray:

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Dan,

...only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China.



:7


:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

31. A quest?

:hi::loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

32. You're right. There is no "quest."

I have ARRIVED!




Heya Joanie, how you been?


:hi:


:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. Isn't that a Naughty Girl tenet?

:rofl: The Quest for Sluttines... :bounce: :evilgrin: :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

34. No doubt! Why, it's like the NG Holy Grail!

:hi:

[bridgit]

35. i like Rice-A-Roni...

and sometimes hubby says i'm tramp-tacular, does that count :7