Constitutional amendment to ban turkey basters?

[Schema Thing]

Yes or no?


:popcorn:

[jobycom]

1. For use on turkeys, or as fertility aides?

[KingFlorez]

2. Please don't give them any ideas

[JackBeck]

10. No need to worry.

Once 2007 begins, the adults will be back in charge.

Never forget Pelosi's "San Francisco values".

And Reid may be Mormon, but he's not an idiot.

[karlrschneider]

3. Damn right! No more turkey bastards in our White House!

Oh, wait...




:evilgrin:

[Horse with no Name]

4. Why do you hate Turkey?

And why do you deny them the right to baste in their own country.
You are not very progressive are you?:popcorn:

[AlCzervik]

5. only banned for those who oppose stem cell, no organ translplants for them either

or blood.

[valerief]

6. You're missing the point. We need to ban lesbian pregnancies.

If a lesbian gets pregnant, either she attends an expensive Homocorrection Camp (to be paid for with megafunds provided to a new faith-based govt group) or she goes to prison for life and surrenders her baby to the state (or the father, if he wants the child, just in case he needs a kidney someday).

:sarcasm:

[Schema Thing]

9. Perhaps it's the one abortion they'd approve of?

[wtmusic]

7. People will just go over the border for them

Another simplistic solution to a *complex* problem! :silly:

[sui generis]

8. we should ban gay babies

unless their daddies are with them



just remember: gay babies come from gay turkey basters. Ban the gay turkey basters, no more gay babies.