On a scale of 1-5: How sexy are you?

[Connonym]

[BarenakedLady]

1. You tell me.

:shrug:

...my answer for everything. hehehe

[BarenakedLady]

74. Ok then I'll tell myself

You are sort of...well...uhm...just...there. Kind of meh. Really no number covers your meh-ness.

:crazy:

[billyskank]

127. .

Four point five. :hi:

[terrya]

2. 1.367

Not very.

[Heidi]

9. I disagree.

So, there.

You're smart, kind, fun, hella witty, and I've seen your wrists in at least one "Post yer pic" thread, so you get the Heidi Seal of Approval. :hug:

[terrya]

19. Awwww. I'm just blushing.

But it's always nice to be contradicted. :-)

You're smart, kind, fun hella witty and gorgeous. That Call Me Wesley guy is damned lucky. :-)

:hug:

[EnviroBat]

78. 2.0

[miss_american_pie]

3. Today?

.5

[BarenakedLady]

18. Oh please

:P

3, 2, 1,......they should be all chiming in any second now. :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

20. Oh please yourself

We all saw your tushie yesterday in those cords. :P

[BarenakedLady]

26. But

I got no junk in mah trunk!

Baby ain't got no back!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

133. Pffft

[Kutjara]

199. Depends on the species doing the judging.

To humans, I think I rate somewhere between 1 and 2. However, if the number of dogs that have wanted to hump various parts of me over the years is any guide, I must be something of a studmuffin in the canine community.

[Guava Jelly]

224. Paaalllleeessse!!

You are an Uber Hottie!!
At least a million on a scale of 1 to 1 million
:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Depends how drunk you are.

[Heidi]

12. Our drunkeness and/or sobriety

doesn't dim your smile, my friend. You're a 10.

Heidi has spoken. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. ...

:blush:

[MrCoffee]

5. i'm too sexy for this question, too sexy for this question

i'll just shake my little tush on the catwalk

[Heidi]

14. You're too funny for this question.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

73. it's a good thing too...

because if it was just my looks i was working with, i'd be in deep doo-doo.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

67. I'd have to agree

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

72. saucy...

i too saw the corduroy picture. yowza, BNL, yowza!

[BarenakedLady]

76. No it's "SASSY"

and you must say it using jazz hands.

[MrCoffee]

80. i say pretty much everything with jazz hands

jazz hands bring a ray of sunshine into everyone's day.


especially the bus driver. he LOVES the jazz hands.

[SPKrazy]

6. At The Moment

what is sexy again?

[SPKrazy]

189. Oh, I'm Feeling About A 4.87654321 Right Now

why not?

[reyd reid reed]

7. Right this minute?

Okay...I changed my mind (woman's prerogative, y'know).

Right now I'm about an 8.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

32. Wooo Hooo!

LiLi Reidster is an 8!

:evilgrin:

at least an 8.5!

[reyd reid reed]

191. Awwwww

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

194. Hey Reidipie!

How's it going?

you're blushing aren't you.

:pals:

[reyd reid reed]

200. !!!

How'd you know?

[SPKrazy]

203. I Just Had This Feeling Myself

:blush:

there it was again!

[Heidi]

34. You're approved.

[reyd reid reed]

193. W00t!!!

We've known for years that I'm certifiable, now it's official...I've been Certified.

Seal of Approval and all that.

I'd like to take this opportunity...

(what?)

to thank all

(wrong speech? Ooops)

:blush:

Carry on, then.

[xchrom]

8. my claim to fame isn't being sexy. it's being easy.

[Heidi]

16. Stylish counts for a lot,

but smarty-pants counts for more. You're a 10.

[xchrom]

23. and grrrrrl! you rang the bell right off the post!

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

At least you HAVE a claim to fame.

x(

[SPKrazy]

205. Well Reach Out And Get Ya One!

claim to fame!

I bet you got one.

How about the legs on the beach picture?

You could be...?

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

195. I'm Easy Too-But I'm Not Cheap!

well not usually

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Wait. Is "1" good? Or is "5"good?

Aw fork it, I'm screwn either way.


:cry:

[reyd reid reed]

13. Well...you could always play it safe

and go with a 2.5, that way you're covered.

But the best things in life come when you're UNcovered, so...go for it. You're a 10.


:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. If I'm a 10...

...then you're a 20!


Swear it's so and made it true! Quits and quits and quits times two!


No anti-quits!


No un-swears!




Take that, you goddess.


:7

[reyd reid reed]

29. Heeee

anti-quits.

I like that one. Some days, I feel 'anti-quitted'.

:eyes:

Goddesses unite! We ROCK!

:hug::loveya::hug:

I've missed you, woman...

[Dangerously Amused]

47. I've missed you too, sweets!

We do rather rock, don't we?



:headbang:



:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

30. She really is, isn't she?

Even her 14 year old daughter has it figured out. :)

*you* are at least a 15 or 20.

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

52. Yup she is.

And thank you for the compliment. Coming from a 30, and all... it means quite a lot.


:7

[lizziegrace]

60. Cough..sputter...

Have you been drinking my dear? ;)

30? Maybe when I *was* 30.

:hug:

[Heidi]

37. You're approved.

Please empty your pockets and stop through the X-ray machine. :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

59. Eeeeek! Heidi! How you been GF??!??

:bounce:

[buddhamama]

81. nah,

we're screwn. you can't be quantified, that's how sexy you are. :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

87. Wow.

And you know I worship you as the epitome of all that is sexy. I mean, seriously... you look HAWT standing next to the Nutmobile, fer Pete's sake! Not a lot of women can pull that off, okay?!??

[Starbucks Anarchist]

149. You're a 100, baby!

:D

[kwassa]

11. What is this word "sexy"?

[Heidi]

40. Nevermind semantics. You're

[texas1928]

17. My parents had to smear me with catnip to get the cat to even come near me.

I am Fugly.

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Well....

I'd probably say a 3.5. YMMV. :P

[SPKrazy]

35. Naaaaahhhhhhh

way more than that!

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. You're sweet!

:* :loveya: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

177. Well Something Like That I'm Sure

:blush: :pals:

[billyskank]

163. Nah, you broke the scale

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

198. Awww....sweetie...

:loveya: :* :hi: Thanks.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. 700 at the very least.

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Sorry, but people in the 700 Club are NOT sexy.

They are Republicans, after all.


You don't belong with them.



You big sexy you!

[Heidi]

31. At the _very_ least.

And it's not just a dreads thing. It's a hearts and minds thing, young man. You get the Heidi Seal of Approval. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

188. Woo!

Tell Dangerously Amused to stop being a meanie and comparing me to The 700 Club. They give numbers 700-799 an undeservedly bad name.

[LaraMN]

25. 2.

I'm wearing my husband's ankle socks (someone appears to have stolen all my socks,) and I need a shower something awful.

[billyskank]

165. Nope

You are a unique blend of sex bomb and dorkishness, most of your threads have me not knowing whether to :loveya: or :rofl:

:D

[LaraMN]

228. Bwahaha! At last, I have been defined!

:rofl: :bounce:

[regularguy]

27. Looking straigt ahead into the mirror: 3.5 maybe more.

Other angles: not so much.

[Hosnon]

33. Pi...to at least the ten-thousandth place (e on a bad day):

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[crim son]

41. That sounds about right, MJDuncan1962.

For myself, I mean. You're probably at least a 4.0!

[Phillycat]

36. 8.4

Just sayin'. :shrug:

[Heidi]

38. Just sayin':

[Phillycat]

65. Heh.

Right on! I like to be confident - I think that's sexier than perfect boobs and ass. :D

[lizziegrace]

39. -3

:)

[Heidi]

42. I've seen your photo and your posts. You're

[SPKrazy]

48. Absolutely!

give Lizzie at least a___ 4-5-6-10?

[lizziegrace]

63. Shucks

thanks...

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

43. Nope

no negative numbers allowed Lizzie!

try again!

:pals:

[lizziegrace]

44. okay

.25?

[SPKrazy]

46. Nope

no fractions, percentages, decimal points below 1.

Gotta go with higher numbers Lizzie

[lizziegrace]

51. Okay, I give

1

:)

[SPKrazy]

176. 1 and 9 = 10!

you are a 10!

[buddhamama]

50. no way,

you are genuine, caring, compassionate, witty and beautiful that makes you sexy x 100.

[reyd reid reed]

58. Don't you *even* go there...

Add 18 to that -3 and you might be getting warm hot.

Quick...change it. It's a woman's prerogative, y'know.

:loveya::hug::loveya::hug::loveya:





shhhhhhh...don't tell, but before I changed my mind and edited my post, I'd said -3, too...so quicklikeabunny, change it...you rock

[lizziegrace]

62. Lelapin keeps telling me we're twins

this is too spooky, don't you think?

:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

164. No, what's spooky is when lelapin says that she and I are twins, because

1) It could almost be true and 2) it would just be wrong. :P

[lizziegrace]

167. LOL!!

:hug:

[av8rdave]

68. You severely underrate yourself!

We all know better!

[buddhamama]

45. i don't know-

i'm probably on the low end of the scale cos i don't give 'being sexy' much thought.

[miss_american_pie]

53. That's what sexiness is

The not thinking much about it. :hug:

[buddhamama]

108. ...

you're sweet. :hug:

[MrCoffee]

85. ohhh, i know! pick me pick me pick me!!!

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

109. Ok, MrCoffee

whatcha know? :)

[Guava Jelly]

144. buddhamama you are very sexy!

You got the whole package!
Besides being physically yowza you have a beautiful heart and sharp mind and the sweetest voice i have heard in a long time.
And the scale doesn't go high enough to give you a justifiable rating :)

[buddhamama]

158. awww...

you're just saying that cuz you're my bud. thank you, friend. :hug: :pals: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

161. I guess I had that coming :o)

But i was being totally sincere :hug:
:pals: You got it going on my wonderful friend.

[buddhamama]

168. yep. you did have it coming

i was totally sincere too,

i always am. :*

[Guava Jelly]

170. .

:hug: and just :7
And I believe you.
Thank you!

[RetroLounge]

49. I have no idea...

:shrug:

RL

[lizziegrace]

54. On the sex-appeal scale

you're technically off the charts, but for the purposes of this poll, a solid 5

;)



:hug:

[RetroLounge]

56. ...

:blush:

RL

[lizziegrace]

57. Sorry

I don't know how to lie. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

61. That's okay...

I have lots of ideas...

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

64. I can't lie

but you can come up with all the good ideas. x(


;)

[RetroLounge]

77. bad girl

please share...

:spank:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

88. Oh, I can be very, *very* bad...

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

173. Oooh, and that's good...

:evilgrin:

RL

[BreweryYardRat]

66. 2

A 3 or 4 once I lose some weight.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. 2.5

[BarenakedLady]

70. You have GOT to be kidding me.

I find it endlessly amazing how different we see ourselves as opposed to the way others do.

You are georgeously beautiful and sexy.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. thanks. i was also unsure how the scale ran ..so i picked a middle point/

[Writer]

75. How in the world can I answer that question...

without a thorough physical examination and a five-part questionnaire?

[EnviroBat]

79. beef.

[Left Is Write]

82. 7.

I'm kidding.

[RetroLounge]

90. That's about right...

:hi:

RL

[Left Is Write]

93. You're wonderful with the flattery.

[RetroLounge]

Is it still flattery when it's true?

:shrug:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

145. 7 is selling yourself short

more like a 50 :)

[wildhorses]

83. 69

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

91. ....

:spray:

[Robb]

84. Somewhere in there, I'm sure

Probably between 1 and 5, yes. :D

[BarenakedLady]

104. At the risk of stroking your ego further

I say you are at the higher end of the scale. :)

[reyd reid reed]

111. Oh geeeze...

do you have ANY idea how hard it is to resist...?

x(

[BarenakedLady]

117. Resist what?

What did I do?












I'm sure it has nothing to do with the word "stroking" at all. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

121. Oh, no...

not at all...

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

118. This from a woman

with "barenaked" in her username, and yet I don't think we've ever seen her! :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

120. You just haven't been paying attention.

;-)

[Robb]

123. Ha!

[BarenakedLady]

128. Well here are my pants

or trousers *giggle* as billyskank would say from yesterday.

[Guava Jelly]

150. yowza bnl

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

154. Hey you!

How you doing? :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

155. I am doing pretty good

It's almost friday :)
And It is nice to see you around and happy!
:hi: Hopefully next week I can start posting more during the day.
The internet should be back up at the day job

[BarenakedLady]

160. Excellent

You've been missed around here during the day.

As for me being happy, I'm a pretty good faker, but I think it may start to be kicking in for real. :-) Well at least during the weekdays anyway.

[SPKrazy]

208. Dang It Woman

You weren't kidding

nice profile too!


:evilgrin:

[Lyric]

86. 42

It is, after all, the ultimate answer to life, the Universe, and everything. *nods sagely*

[BarenakedLady]

94. It is and

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[graywarrior]

89. Bwahahah hahaha hahaha ahaha hahah ahaha haha ahahahah

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

[Oeditpus Rex]

92. It's not for me to say

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

95. You are.

Ok? I said it.

[BarenakedLady]

97. You are off the scale

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

107. Anyone who looks like Kate Winslet is over 100 in my book.

[reyd reid reed]

112. OR looks like Kate Winslet?

Day-um...talk about a pretty boy...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

115. Now there's sex personified...reyd reid reed.

[reyd reid reed]

99. Let's see...

Hmmmmmm...I dunno. If you take 5 to the nth degree and multiply that by 2...

[Ariana Celeste]

96. On a scale of 1-5,

I would have to say, "Meh."

[lizziegrace]

98. Those eyes and that personality

"meh" is totally unacceptable. I'd venture to say "terrific"

:)

[Ariana Celeste]

101. Ahh thanks :)

I do have pretty kickass hair. :D :hug:

[lizziegrace]

106. You certainly do

:)


:hug:

And you play bass. ;)

[Ariana Celeste]

110. You're right!

My skizzilz playing other people's songs certainly adds to my sexitude. :D

[lizziegrace]

114. So you've thrown that "meh" out the window?

I hope so. :)

[Ariana Celeste]

122. Yes, for another day

:D

[BarenakedLady]

100. That's how I answered for myself. lol.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5921900#5922236

[Ariana Celeste]

102. LOL

That's great :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

103. Urm...

:shrug:

[lizziegrace]

105. 4+ or 5

But I'll defer to someone else on that one...

Oh ZW??

Where are you??

[ZombieNixon]

116. Do you have to ask?

:D :P

(6, love, 6 :D At least. ;))

[LadyoftheRabbits]

153. ...

:blush:


:*

[marzipanni]

113. 2,

if 'Cousin It' is a 5.
Ooops I read that too fast, I thought this was the "on a scale of 1-5: How hairy are you?" thread.

[Dora]

119. 6.

[UrbScotty]

124. 2 (nt)

[Guava Jelly]

125. 0 i would pick out of 5

:7

[miss_american_pie]

126. Ahem

You'd rate higher than that.

And there are pictures in my PM box to prove it. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

129. Ahhh what pictures??? :o)

O8)
And you my dear are off the charts when it comes to sexy.
Hubba hubba !
And thank you
:loveya:

[buddhamama]

134. one word

bum. :D :)

you can't go rating yourself a 0 after that picture.

[Guava Jelly]

136. You are just being nice to me cuz i'm yer bud

But go ahead I like it :hi:
Thanks Shakira :7

[BarenakedLady]

178. Blah blah blah

and something about you are full of shit.

And how come I don't have pictures in my pm inbox???? :cry:

[Guava Jelly]

222. So you are saying you want to join the list of the few victims whom i

Have Pm'd a certain picture to?
here are 6 women who will probably turn into raving lesbians after seeing my well..I warned you!!
mhc,nwc,rrr,wh,map,bm and in a few bnl
Now I better see a freaking new picture of you smiling!!

[BarenakedLady]

230. Hehehe

Thank you and I'll work on it. I really am not photogenic at all. It takes about 100 pictures before I find one I can live with. Thank goodness for digital cameras!

[billyskank]

130. I suppose I am not objective, but I hardly find myself sexy

On the other hand I guess I don't have any excessively bad features, so I would give myself two and a half out of five.

[miss_american_pie]

131. Your mouth alone gets a 4

;)

[billyskank]

132. Thank you

:blush:

[lizziegrace]

137. and your eyes

and compassion? A definite 5...

:)

:loveya:

[billyskank]

138. lizzie!

:loveya:

:hi: sweetie! :* :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

139. Uhmm

To comment or not to comment that is the question....:dilemma:

[billyskank]

140. I already did

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5921900&mesg_id=5922931

[BarenakedLady]

142. Oh I see....

What did I lose the 1/2 a point for. :rofl:

If I must stay on the specified scale then you get a 5. :7

[billyskank]

146. The 1/2 point is because

if I said 5 you would simply say yeah, right and not take me seriously. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

147. Good catch.

I bow to your quick thinking and knowledge of women and their fragile egos. :rofl:

[Phillycat]

151. You have great lips and great eyes.

You are way higher than a 2.5.

[billyskank]

152. Thank you, janesez

:blush:

[reyd reid reed]

190. I'd give you a WHOLE lot more than that...

I mean...those eyes alone...

:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

135. How sexy am I?

I dunno........some folks would say very........

And some would say meh..........

Some days I am ...........

And some days, not so much.........

2.5..........

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

141. smoken of course

:)
:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

143. My dear GoPsUx!

Takes one to know one, sweetie!

Thank you......:blush:

[Haole Girl]

148. Why did you have to ask this question?

It's been annoying me all day.

:cry: :cry: :cry:








(sorry, going through a little crisis)

:hide:

[ChoralScholar]

156. About 0.8 EOM

[Madrone]

157. I'll give myself a 2.

Yes - a TWO. I'm comfortable with that - and content. 2 means I don't have to spend hours trying to be a 5. :woohoo:

[lizziegrace]

159. Heh

there'll be a few differences of opinion on that one...

:popcorn:


;)

[Madrone]

172. LOL - You are too sweet.

I suspect it will only be those that are smitten with my "don't give a damn" attitude. Some people find that irresistible. ;)

[lizziegrace]

212. told ya!

:)

[Guava Jelly]

162. Those blue's easily kick you up towards 5 and beyond

:)
:hi:

[Madrone]

174. Well,

thank you for your vote of confidence. LOL

I'm firmly resisting the move from anything other than a 2 however. LOW maintenance is where it's at, friend. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

179. The high rankers normally are low maintenance

;)

[Madrone]

182. Okay then.

On GoPsUx's 1-5 scale I'll be a 5. On the regular, average "everyone else" traditional 1-5 scale I'll remain standing firmly upon my 2. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

223. my scale is the only one that matters so there!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

210. I beg to differ.

You're WAY more than a 2. :)

[Madrone]

214. Fine.

:eyes:

2.5 - IF I shower that day. :D

[GOPisEvil]

215. I think you're right...

...it's the not trying that makes ya sexy! :D

[sakabatou]

166. A 2

[devilgrrl]

169. Zero

eom

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

171. Is there an option for a negative number?

I am the anti-Viagra. I am saltpeter in human form.

[JuniperLea]

175. I'm too sexy for this thread... too sexy for this thread

And no, I'm not Fred!




<>

[bigwillq]

180. 5.5!

:P
LOL! :rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

181. i used to be a 4

I'm much older now :rofl:

[Hibernias Daughter]

183. It depends on my age

I've been as tiny as 80lbs (age 18) and obviously anorexic at 5'4...I remember when I was 4, almost 5 months pregnant, I had some guys honk at me when I walked to my doctors appointment. I was 108 then and didn't get why they were honking at fat me. In reality, it was BECAUSE I had some meat on my bones that it happened.

A friend of mine (who never saw me at that size) said there was no way I could've been anorexic since I got over it on my own- no therapy. :shrug: After my daughter was born I got back down to 115 and staid there for about 17 years. Up and down only a little. Once in awhile I'd see 130 or a little higher.

But 3 years ago I was put on a medication that made me fatter then I've ever been. I can't tell you how fat, but let's just say that I'm 20 llbs more then I was when I gave birth to a 9llb 6 oz baby!

So,long boring story short, I think my thirties were when I was at my best look because things were going well then and I was happy.

@18 I was:
34-23-33

@20
36-25-35

@30
37-26-36

@35
38-27-37

I won't tell you now... I'm an old lady (41). But you should see my daughter.
Thank God, she's almost finished college without too much male interruption....Oh, I worried about her endlessly. Not really because of her beauty. I was more afraid of her small town naivete. But she's fine and almost ready to graduate. Yay!

[Crabby Appleton]

184. depends on how perverted you are

[BlueIris]

185. A 3. A solid 3.

Or so I tell myself. To be a 4, I think I would still have to have a perky bustline. To be a 5, clear skin, plus better hair, plus some semblance of muscle tone.

[undeterred]

186. pi are squared

[Redstone]

187. About 17.

Redstone

[reyd reid reed]

196. Close....

I'd add another 3, though. Round figures are nice.

[Redstone]

197. Oh, you. Were I single, and out your way...

Redstone

[China_cat]

192. -6

[lizziegrace]

226. No negatives allowed

:)

And no negatives apply.

[lizziegrace]

227. Duplicate

[Aristus]

201. My wife thinks I'm a five. Every other woman in the world must think I'm

a one; if for no other reason than that there is nothing lower, other than place-holders, irrational and imaginary numbers. :P

[reyd reid reed]

204. I think I agree with your wife...

She might even be underestimating just a little...she's a lucky woman.

:hug::loveya::hug:

[Aristus]

206. Aw shucks, Triple R!

Thanks! :hug:

Of course you know I think you are majorly-mondo-incredibly sexy yourself! B-)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

202. A negative 13.

:P

[BlueStorm]

207. I have no idea where I would fall...

So you be the judge..





I'll have to get some photos with me wearing some sexy clothes and make-up

But damn I wish I looked like my drawings:



BlueStorm

[GOPisEvil]

209. I'm a 508! I'm one sexy muthafucka!

Dammit! :P

[Madrone]

211. ...

Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!
In a word or 2 - its u I wanna do
No not cha body, yo mind u fool

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Were all alone in a villa on the rivera
Thats in france on the south side
In case u cared
Out of all yo friends I wanna be the closest
Thats why I tell u things
So ull be the mostest
When it comes 2 life, 2 be this mans wife
U got 2 be well educated on the subject of fights
I mean prevention of
In other words - its r.e.a.l meaning of this thing called love
Are u up on this?
If so, then u can get up off hug and a kiss

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We need 2 talk about things
Tell me what cha do, tell me what cha eat
I might cook 4 u
See it really dont matter cuz its all about me and u
Aint no one else around
Im even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I dont mind
See this aint about sex
Its all about love being in charge of this life
And the next...
Why all the cosmic talk?
I just want u smarter than Ill ever be
When we take that walk

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Horns stand please...

I like it, I like it

U seem perplexed I havent taken u yet
Cant u see Im harder than a man can get
I got wet dreams comin out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me
But I can take it, cuz I want the whole nine
This aint about the body, its about the mind

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Tommy barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes

Come here tommy, yeah

Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy

Levi, levi, fly



I like it, I like it

Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass

Guard your folks and get your daughter
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
The sexy motherfuckers so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 58
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said to myself
Hmmm...just conversate (yeah!)
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Cuz Im usually quite the calm one (come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
Im just havin fun
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
But Im happy 2 change my state of mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine

Sexy motherfucker
That would make shakin that ass
4 one sexy motherfucker shakin this place shakin that ass
Shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker


:P

[GOPisEvil]

213. See? Prince was thinking of me!

:woohoo:

[BlueStorm]

216. I know I am not sexy enough in that picture that I posted..

I was planning on doing some self photography with me all glammed up but I got a headache tonight.

Blue

[Connonym]

217. Funny you would mention that

I pointed out your picture to Oedi telling him that you had the most gorgeous lips.

[BlueStorm]

218. Thanks, I get alot of people that say my eyes and lips are

pretty. Though my face looks better with make up on lol.

Blue

[ellisonz]

219. 10.0

[leftofthedial]

220. I'm a 12.

[Oeditpus Rex]

221. What are the odds

of someone starting a thread that racks up more posts than she has?

:wow:

I predict Connonym pwns the Lounge inside a month.

[ChaoticSilly]

225. Well, my sexiness has limbo syndrome...

...how low can you go?
Let's just say this guy probably has more sex appeal than me.



On the bright side, I'm twice as effective as ipecac syrup, but only half the price. :silly:

[Jimbo S]

229. We're dying to know

What's your rating Connonym? :)