LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:20 PM
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Did you know that I'm a "f*cking b*tch"? |
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:rofl:
That's what some random guy called me when I was leaving a pub with my friend recently, and didn't come over to talk to him subsequent to him yelling something to me about my ass.
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I sure loves me the nasty drunks.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:21 PM
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LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:22 PM
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3. No. I laughed and continued toward the exit. |
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It didn't seem like a good idea to engage him in any sort of verbal or non-verbal discourse.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:36 PM
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:22 PM
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apparently. Except it wasn't said by a random guy and he wasn't drunk. lol.
Sorry you had that happen though. :hug:
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:25 PM
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:hug:
It's okay- I wasn't exactly devastated. I don't put a whole lot of stock in rude, drunk people's baseless assertions about me. I thought it was rather amusing that he was pissed at me, for no good reason. He made an ass of himself, not me.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:24 PM
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is what I find so attractive.
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LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:27 PM
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7. People yelling obscene things at you? Hey- sadism's not my cup o' tea, |
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But don't let that infringe upon your personal preferences.
:P ;-)
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:27 PM
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6. I tell people that say that to me... |
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...(outside of work, of course), "I'd rather be a b*tch then an a**hole." I have yet to hear of a worthy comeback. :-)
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LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:28 PM
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8. Ha! I'll file that in the mental rolodex. |
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:54 PM
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"Maybe so, but this bitch's smokin' hot ass is going home... without you."
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:56 PM
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25. Mwahaha! I like that one! |
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I think it should coincide with a side-shoulder hair toss.
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Thu Dec-07-06 05:00 PM
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And a little "extra" in the walk as your smokin' hot ass gets farther and farther from him...
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:28 PM
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9. Did he say the asterisks and everything? |
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:D
My favorite is when panhandlers turn abusive. Some woman called me a C and THEN expected me to give her money.
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LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:30 PM
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11. My five bucks says he wouldn't know what an asterisk is. |
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Maybe that lady was trying to employ reverse psychology on you; like the phrase "you catch more bees with honey," turned on its ass.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:29 PM
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10. Had that happen once also. Good club to be in. |
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At a bar, boyfriend bartending. Talking to all sorts of people. Bar closed, waiting for people to leave, boyfriend to clean up so we could go. 1 guy kept hanging around, wanting to talk, finally told him bar was closed, he had to leave so my boyfriend/bartender and I could close up and go home. Called me the same and left, muttering. Another friend overheard his mutterings and told me he had been hitting on me, expecting me to go home with him. Problem was I wasn't his "f*cking b*tch"
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LaraMN
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:31 PM
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13. Ugh. There's always gotta be one, doesn't there? |
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:36 PM
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20. yeah, that really endeared him to me. maybe next time??? |
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:30 PM
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12. Smile and say 'thank you' |
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and watch the head explode.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:32 PM
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15. That probably would've necessitated further dialogue with him. |
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I was avoiding that at all costs!
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:35 PM
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19. Nah, you throw it at them as you're heading out the door. |
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:31 PM
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oop's sorry! I get carried away sometimes when i have to much hooch :7 :hide:
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:33 PM
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I don't believe you'd be a jerk, even drunk! Not for a minute.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:37 PM
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23. Damn it!! thats why i always finish last |
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Being a nice guy and all ;) Some people can be such assholes.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:34 PM
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17. you're in good company, i was a "Snooty bitch" by some drunk ahole |
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at a pub, he was slurring something at me and since i don't speak slur i didn't understand him or understand his slurring was aimed at me, drunk as hell but he managed get out a "Snooottyy Bitch" clear as a bell.
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Thu Dec-07-06 04:35 PM
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18. "I'm not "A" fucking bitch... |
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...I'm THE Fucking Bitch, and it's MS. Fucking Bitch to YOU, asshole."
Ha!
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Thu Dec-07-06 05:04 PM
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27. yelling something about your ass... |
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Thu Dec-07-06 05:08 PM
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28. I don't think it was a reference to circle butts, no. |
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But I would have been rightly amused if it were!
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Thu Dec-07-06 05:12 PM
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I can't believe being an obnoxious nasty insulting drunk didn't work? Usually it's such a successful strategy!
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