how old were you when you first farted (got gas)

[Deja Q]

i made a bet with my oldest child that follows all rules that at some point in high school he would fart. he swears he won't, which is A o.k. with me. but, i was a good girl and i did late into my junior year a handful of times. then not at all my senior year. when i made a post about this i was surprised on the number of people that said they made it thru high school without farting. AND they had friends that went all the way thru highschool without farting. personally, i did not know anyone. i was the good girl.

i bet son a car upon graduation, if he didnt fart. i am assuming he would lose. now i am curious.

so, please share.









(p.s. Please :spank: me if I crossed a line. Not too much, I might accidentally fart.)

[Squatch]

1. Knowing the gas bag I am, I propably ripped a few in the womb

:puke:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Locking.

No bodily functions threads.

:hurts:

[Avalux]

3. Locking (for real).

No bodily function threads (even as copycats). Thanks for your understanding.