OMG--"The Fez" was in my dad's computer music files.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

(Which are now on my computer thanks to a networking device.)

Downloaded from Napster circa 2000.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Yeah, and he says I listen to too much Steely Dan. Well, mon pere, I didn't even know Steely Dan existed when we were downloading stuff from Napster. :P

:evilgrin:

[tinfoil tiaras]

1. WTF is "The Fez"?

I thought a fez was a stupid hat I had to wear in a play last year....

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. "The Fez" is a risque Steely Dan funk song from the '76 album THE ROYAL SCAM.

Lyrics:

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don't make me do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am please understand

****

"Fez" here is slang for a prophylactic, due to the visual similarity between the two objects.

:evilgrin:

[tinfoil tiaras]

3. Oh Snap...Steely Dan was getting a little raunchy in that song

...not like R.E.M. can't, I mean :evilgrin: :P :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Yeah, the idea of Donald Fagen getting it on is creepin' me out a bit.

:P