Do I look fat? (evil chick question)

[Writer]

I mean, do I? :shrug:

;)

on edit: Just in case someone actually takes this seriously!

[SPKrazy]

1. Nahhh

didn't we see your belly earlier?

didn't look fat to me:popcorn:

[Writer]

2. You're ... you're ...

don't lie to me! :cry:

;)

[SPKrazy]

4. I Wouldn't Lie About That!

like I said

proof is in the pics

well I didn't say that exactly but do you expect me to remember what I did say?:pals:

[Writer]

5. I know you're lying! Waaaah waaaah waaaaah!

;)

:pals:

P.S. I've never done this to my husband before... isn't this how it's supposed to work?

[SPKrazy]

6. I've Never Done It To Your Husband Either

so I don't know

wahhhh wahhhhh is a good start

do I look fat in this??

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

3. ...

:popcorn:

:rofl::rofl:




(edited to giggle at SPK trying to dig his way out of a hole that's getting deeper and deeper with every word)

[Writer]

7. And what are YOU looking at?

You think I look FAT, don't you! DON'T YOU??? :cry:

[reyd reid reed]

16. Have some popcorn...

I've got plenty. Let's just watch, you 'n' me. Watch them dig themselves these nice, deep trenches.

It'll be fun...

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. ...

:popcorn:









Tonight's popcorn sponsored by the letter I, as in "I Know Better Than to Even Attempt to Answer This Question."

[Writer]

9. Oh my GOD...

All these people are, like, STARING. That's IT! I'm throwing away this dress. Everyone thinks my butt looks too big!

:mad:

[qnr]

10. yeah... "Writer" is in bold, so it's fat, in relation to the body of your post. n/t

[Writer]

11. So you're saying I'm fat ON TOP?

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[qnr]

12. Yes, but they're exceptionally attractive little excited phosphors even so! n/t

[Writer]

13. Really?

Like, you don't mind a triple D cup? I only got these implants, like, a year ago. Recently I got an upgrade. My doctor tells me I have enough silicon in me to kill a small horse. Isn't that great?!??

[qnr]

14. an upgrade huh. what a concept heheh n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear Writer.........

You do not look fat.......you are beautiful!

:hug:

[amitten]

17. Yes. You are quite fat. n/t

[dysfunctional press]

18. maybe just a little bit in the butt...

okay, a LOT.

but maybe it's just those pants...:eyes:

[mduffy31]

19. Am I wearing my

"I'm and asshole" T-Shirt?