All parents who lie to their kids about Santa Claus are abusive.

[LoZoccolo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuhOj2dQTrk

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Yes, they should tell them that Noel Gallagher left them those presents.

He just stopped by while he was on his way to Oxfam to donate his old clothes.

That Noel. What a guy.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Am I a bad person for seriously considering telling my future kids that?

[GirlinContempt]

3. No you're my hero

lets have babies

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Oh god, those poor kids.

[GirlinContempt]

5. They'd love it

so would you

[xmas74]

6. Shit!

I wish I'd told my daughter that instead of the usual Santa story.

Do you think we should leave him some snacks or heroin or something for his journey?

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. A line of coke on a mirror with a straw next to it should be fine.

Just that little bit of extra go to get through to the next one on the list; not easy clothing the poor and bringing happiness to the children of the world, even if you are more generally awesome than Jesus, Buddha and Muhammad Ali all rolled into one, you know.

[xmas74]

8. I live in Missouri.

We're more meth people around here. Coke is harder to come by while every neighborhood has an idiot cooking in their backyard. You can stand outside, sniff the air and figure out which neighbor is cooking that night.

Do you think he'll mind? I could give him double the amount.

[Blue-Jay]

9. John Lennon died for your sins.

Then he woke up and brought you a Wii.

Liam Gallagher is the one who puked Irish whiskey on our front porch and impregnated the neighbor's dog.

[dolo amber]

11. You gotta admit, those are some secksy puppies

:loveya:

[LoZoccolo]

10. Addendum: All people who take this seriously need to spend more time in the lounge.

I can't tell you who...

And I can't tell you where...

But some people did at some other place!

CUckoos, indeed!

[xmas74]

12. Someone took an Oasis thread seriously?

That's messed up.

[LoZoccolo]

13. Someone took the original post seriously.

They cited the drive-in popcorn trailer as evidence of me needing to be on medication, missing the reference to getting out the popcorn to enjoy while reading an entertaining thread of conflict.

[xmas74]

14. Ummm...ok?

That's sad.

Everyone here knows that any reference to popcorn means it's time to sit back and enjoy the flames.

[LoZoccolo]

15. Everyone /here/ does.

:D

[xmas74]

16. And what are the Gallagher brothers

bringing you for Xmas this year?

Can you sit on their laps and ask them for presents?