i'm bored....!!! entertain moi!

[bicentennial_baby]

waiting for africam to become daylight-time...drinking beer, had good sex....entertain me, mes amis! :bounce:

[InternalDialogue]

1. OK, a science project in two parts, circa 1989.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. and what was the project?

:)

[InternalDialogue]

3. I believe the hypothesis was:

A big bag of goo dropped into a rat trap will explode in a fun, disgusting spray of scientific joy.

Turns out, it just gets caught in the rat trap.

However, further experimentation proved that the same bag of goo jumped upon by a fellow dorm dweller will project a rainbow of festive messiness on the far bathroom wall.

:dunce:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. fascinating....

quite a project there, no?

:crazy:

[InternalDialogue]

5. Misspent youth...

:silly:

[dolo amber]

7. In the 5th grade I wanted to do a project

on why some poop floats and some sinks. It was shot down by the higher-ups. :(

[InternalDialogue]

11. Ambitious!

I could almost guarantee it would have been the most popular project ever among fifth graders.

[dolo amber]

13. Since I was denied the opportunity to explore it

I'm still unsure of the science. Damn activist judges! :grr:

[dolo amber]

6. How's ya, hen?

I'm pretty sure I have to assassinate one of my co-workers. She's neurotic on a Woody Allen level, without the mandatory Jewish sense of humor. :mad:

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Oh dear....

I fully endorse such action :hug:

I'm well, getting a lil drunk after my hellish week, may eat leftover Chinese from earlier this evening. (Is it really Chinese if they also serve Japanses and Thai? :wtf:)

Good to see you!!! :loveya:

[dolo amber]

9. How's your mum?

I'm also indulging in some adult beverages.

Beer...it's what's for dinner! :toast:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Go you! And....

She's good! I brought her home yesterday around 12, less than 24 hrs after the brain surgery...I talked to my brother tonight, and he says she feels fine, her speech is improving (albeit slowly), BUT, everything tastes like crap. I'm worried about that, as Mrs. Sniffa's mom has had multiple brain surgeries, and she no longer can taste food really...I hope that's not the case with my mom, as she doesn't eat enough to begin with. One day at a time... :pals:

[dolo amber]

12. That's excellent to hear

My cousin had the loss of taste thing for about 6 months after a tumor removal ...then one day it just came back full force. Hopefully it's just a temporary thing. ;)

Did you hear...I got a KitchenAid stand mixer for x-mas! :o :woohoo:

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Oh, that is sweet!!!

Yay! :bounce:

Sniffa told me tonight that one of his sisters is giving us her set of dishes and serving dishes, w/ gravy boat, etc, since she's getting new ones...with that and the stock pot he asked for for Xmas, we're gonna be soooooo happy too! :bounce:

and yes, I really hope it's temporary... :hug:

[dolo amber]

15. Ok, you totally win with the gravy boat

*I* don't have a gravy boat.

I can make you some genius gravy, but you will be served it in a bowl, for I am a savage without a gravy boat. :cry:

A propos of nothing; What's with Mel Gibson? I ain't impressed with your Aramaic and Myan shit...do some Sophocles or Aristophanes in the original Greek...I might be impressed. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Ha! I said the same thing re: the gravy boat!

Sniffa asked me why I was so excited about that particular item, and I said "C'mon, it's so barbaric to serve it out of a tupperware bowl!!!" :rofl:

We are severely lacking in serving dishes...plenty to eat off or out of, but not much to serve with.... x(

So yes, a major improvement, indeed :D

(and I don't even care that they're 'used') :D

And you are soooo right about Mel....Let's see some Horace and Catullus in original Latin, and then we'll talk :D

:loveya:

[dolo amber]

17. The gravy boat really is the gold standard of

culinary class in our generation. :patriot: :loveya:

I'm watching Craig Ferguson's show right now and I just realized *the* greatest thing about the Scots: You can never tell if they're drunk, or just Scottish.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

18. Bwahahaha! I'm Scottish!

On Paternal Grandmom's side....The MacPherson Clan!! :rofl: And it's true!! :rofl:

Me and my bro, my dad gave us 'good scottish names': Heather Jeanne and Ross Ian :D

but still... :rofl:

ps, I made my first homemade gravy on Thanksgiving...No Lumps! :wow:

[dolo amber]

21. My mom's mom was born in Hungary

My dad's dad was born in Scotland...so I've always said I'm Scottish-Hungarian.

Which is true.

What I *just* found out, however, is that my last name, McAlister, came about because some Hungarian princess/queen chick married this Scottish king/dude and she named her kid Alexander because she'd heard it in the Hungarian court and thought it was a swell name. Thus, his kids were "Mc" (son of) and the drunken Scots turned Alexander into "Alister". So I'm like f'REAL Hungarian/Scottish! Weird, eh? :D

[bicentennial_baby]

22. Ha! Sweet combo!

At least you're not just Austrian, like Hitler and Marie Antoinette! :rofl: (You should see my routine with my Marie 'head-pops-off doll!)

You need to do some Hungarian-Scottish fusion cuisine, methinks....hmmmmm


We've made some Slovakian dishes here, some with success, some without... :P

[gr8dane_daddy]

19. You had sex???

Who should entertain who?

[bicentennial_baby]

20. p'shaw, i deserved it

My mom had brain surgery 2 days ago, and I have finals starting Monday, and a boatload of stress on top of that. I entertain noone. :)

[ashling]

23. watch as I jugle these items:

a meat cleaver,

a medium haired calico, and

a chainsaw

[bicentennial_baby]

24. i'm watching!

psssst, i'm not a cat person.... :yoiks:

[ashling]

25. OK, then I will throw the cat in the air first

Crap!

feisty little kitty ....

[ashling]

26. Now I will put the meat cleaver in play

ooooh.

Kitty, cleaver, kitty, cleaver, kitty tail, cleaver, kitty, cleaver....

now I will just start this chainsaw ......rrrrrrrrrr,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

[Hand]

27. Here ya go!

Tappity tap tap TAP!