What phrase will be written on your tombstone?

[undeterred]

:beer:

[Sabriel]

1. "Her Will Said Cremation, Not Burial" n/t

[BarenakedLady]

2. "Thanks that was fun."

from a BNL song.

[trof]

3. "DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Who?

[undeterred]

5. It was flying monkeys.

[skygazer]

6. From Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a wood and I -
I took the one less traveled by
And that has made all the difference.

[undeterred]

8. They're going to have to pay a lot to have all that

engraved on your tombstone!

[skygazer]

12. Are you kidding?

I've seen stones with all kinds of shit all over them. Besides, I'll be the one paying for it. As usual. :grr:

[undeterred]

14. Yeah, you pay by the word.

That's why my father's headstone just says "Husband" on it...

[skygazer]

18. Yes, I realize this

My siblings and I just paid for my sister's stone. I'm intimately familiar with paying for tombstones, unfortunately.

Sorry, didn't realize we were joking when I wrote my reply.

[undeterred]

20. I'm sorry

Kinda hard to know which way to go in the lounge. When my father died, my mother asked what to put on the headstone we (the 3 kids) said "Husband, father, grandfather" but she decided only to put "Husband". And its written in stone and it hurts.

As I said to my sister, I guess we're going to put "Wife" on hers so it matches.

[S n o w b a l l]

28. Love that!

Very nice...fits me too.

[S n o w b a l l]

29. Seriously...I copied this

This is EXACTLY what I want.If I'm not cremated, this is what I want. Thank you..

[Road Scholar]

7. Here lies one straight shootin' sonovabitch. eom

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. "Her last words were, 'Here. Hold my flip flops.'"

[Kutjara]

53. Self delete

wrong place.

[Blue-Jay]

10. "He wasn't good but he had good intentions."

(Thanks, Lyle)

[Guava Jelly]

11. So long and thanks for all the fish

:)

[BarenakedLady]

13. Oh crap, I want that one

I changed my mind

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

30. Ok you can have it..I'll have "Mostly Harmless " instead

:7

[Darth_Kitten]

15. No Loitering allowed

:)

[Lowell]

16. Wow! That was a rush n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. "Which one was he again?"

[ZombieNixon]

19. "Here lies a disruptor. He disrupted poorly."

:hide: :P

Either that or "oops." :P

Or "I forgot to tell you but—" :P

[undeterred]

21. The thing is- if you get tombstoned, you've disrupted well.

Or at least well enough to get someone's attention.

[BikeWriter]

37. Hey, you've been reading my thoughts this evening.

:shrug:

[eyesroll]

22. "Pardon my dust." Or: "Excuse me for not getting up."

:thumbsup:

[Road Scholar]

23. Actually, my wife promised me she would flush my ashes down the

toilet.:toast:

[fortyfeetunder]

24. Bdee, Bdee, That's All Folks!

If I can get Warner Brothers' permission to incribe this on my tombstone.

The plan is at the end of my memorial service, that ending tune is played. I don't want tears, I want 'em to be laughing!

[jarab]

25. "I told you I was sick!" eom

...O...

[ContraBass Black]

26. I won't have one.

[DemoTex]

27. "Here lies one whose name was writ in water."

Just like Keat's tombstone in Roma. How much truer can it get? Really?

[likesmountains 52]

31. She'll finally get some sleep..

[otherlander]

32. Wish You Were Here

[Lyric]

33. My partner and I want a joint headstone. We both love Poe.

And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

[crim son]

34. No tombstone: I'm heading for the family crypt.

The marble building with wrought iron doors says it all :7

[SPKrazy]

35. "Guess He Didn't Make It" n/t

[texas1928]

36. "I am mooning you right now"

[Sacajawea]

38. "Always His Own Man" ... that was the epitaph I wrote for my father

I think he would have liked it.

[BikeWriter]

40. You honored him.

[rug]

39. "Don't Tread On Me."

[NNadir]

41. The Bateman equations.

[SmileyBoy]

42. I'll thank you not to drag your butt on my grave!!!

(Obscure Ren and Stimpy reference)

[petronius]

43. "I'm watching you. Always. Muaa hah hah hah hah!"

[Deja Q]

44. "A Missed Opportunity"

[SeattleGirl]

45. I always liked what my dad's headstone says: "Gone Home"

I won't have one, because it is my wish to be cremated.

[Mad_Dem_X]

82. I like that one. n/t

[SmileyBoy]

46. "Go ahead and piss on my grave. What am I gonna do, burst out and eat your brain?"

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. straight man who hated bush with a God-like passion

[Touchdown]

48. Pepperoni, sausage, real cheese (cultured part-skim milk, sodium benzoate,

culture, whey), non-dairy food products as a preservative, tomatoes, high fructose corn syrup, basil, oregano, spices, salt, enriched wheat flour, yeast, food coloring, sodium potasseum, mixed tocopherols to retain freshness.
:P

[SmileyBoy]

50. You have those ingredients down to a T.

I saw them listed on some empty wholesale case of frozen pizzas from my old job.

[zanne]

75. That's perfect. nt

[idgiehkt]

49. "made in china"

that'll be on the bottom of my urn; that is if anyone bothers to collect my ashes.

[SPKrazy]

52. Oh idgiehkt

by then, labor will be too high in China and it will be some other country.


doing all right?

:pals:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

51. "Now where the hell am I?"

[LostInAnomie]

54. Hey, get out of here! I'm trying to masturbate!

Ya freak!

[arewenotdemo]

65. Good one!

[Kutjara]

55. "If you can read this...

...you're standing too close."

[achtung_circus]

56. Requiem

UNDER the wide and starry sky
Dig the grave and let me lie:
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.

This be the verse you 'grave for me: 5
Here he lies where he long'd to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.

-Robert Louis Stevenson

Of course, cremation, and the sprinkling of my ashes in several places renders all this academic.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

58. That is the most wonderful poem!

It just speaks to me......why, I don't know........

Very moving......and beautiful........

Thank you for posting it tonight.........:hug:

[achtung_circus]

60. Yep. nt

:hug:

[u4ic]

57. I shoulda turned left

at Albuquerque....

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. 'Now, you'll never know'

[SeattleGirl]

62. I bet I do!

:evilgrin:

[chknltl]

61. Wanted to leave the planet in better shape than when he was born

DAMN YOU BUSH...DAMN YOU!




oh yeah and "Don't pee here"

[usaftmo]

63. Don't blame me...

I voted for Gore!

[sakabatou]

64. I will not be just a memory

[zanne]

66. "I told you I was sick"

[undeterred]

67. "I took a wrong turn and I just kept going"

[Jimbo S]

88. Are you implying something?

Soemthing about you we should know about? :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

68. It turns out old ladies shouldn't eat raw cookie dough.

:o

[wildhorses]

69. maybe i can get some sleep now

:boring:

[Whoa_Nelly]

70. Tombstone already made...see pic here

[undeterred]

72. awesome!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[krispos42]

71. "Don't wizz on the electrified tombstone"

[krispos42]

73. "Your ad here! Call AdBlitz at [phone] "

n/t

[Broken_Hero]

74. He thrusts his fists

against the post, and still insists he see's the ghost....:D


If anyone gets this without googling, you win a cookie...:D

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

79. It's from "It".

The book that firmly established Stephen King as a raging pedophile.

[Mad_Dem_X]

83. "IT" - oh yeah!

Good one.

[Tuesday_Morning]

76. "She was a devoted laundress."

:eyes: Just kidding...

[meegbear]

77. Having a Hell of a time ...

Wish you were here.

[kwassa]

78. How Am I Driving? Call 1-800-555-2345

[Efilroft Sul]

80. You're next.

[Mad_Dem_X]

81. Being a Beatles/John Lennon fan...

I thought I'd go with "This Bird Has Flown." From the song "Norweigan Wood." :)

[YankeyMCC]

84. "Watch your step"

I want my ashes scattered on the Summit of Mt Lafayette.


Maybe "Leave no Trace" would be better.

[DainBramaged]

85. He did his best

[NewWaveChick1981]

86. "Naughty is a state of mind. If there's an afterlife, NWC will

be naughty forever!"

[lizziegrace]

87. "Too Stubborn to Give Up"

or should that be too stupid. :shrug:

[Hugin]

89. "Turn me over."

and on the other side... "Thanks!"

[tinfoilinfor2005]

90. NO WAKE ZONE.

I will be in the Florida Bay. :)

[MrCoffee]

91. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

[ileus]

92. Born in pain, lived in misery, died in despair.

[zappa_parappa]

93. Here Lies David St. Hubbins, And Why Not?