What phrase will be written on the chimperor's tombstone?

[undeterred]

He was an idiot from beginning to end.

[thefool_wa]

1. Here are four...

"Leader of men,
   Builder of nations,
      Complete fucking moron."

"Here Lies Geroge W. Bush
   Thank God!"

"Leader of many,
   Friend of few,
      Understood by no one."

"Now I can really talk to the dead families"

[Maestro]

42. I love them all

but I am partial to the second one!

[Blue-Jay]

2. "I'm a War Presedint"

(spelling intentional)

[undeterred]

3. Daddy get me outta here!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Best. Response. Yet!

:rofl: :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

5. "Mission accomplished"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. "Even the maggots will complain."

[lildreamer316]

7. The oldie but goodie:

Where am I and why am I in this handbasket?

[RedG1]

8. Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up
And no place to go

[WhollyHeretic]

15. Real nice

Those damn godless people are nothing but scum... :eyes:

[rug]

9. Dance

[Vidar]

10. No butts in the urinal.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. "I guess I'm not the Decider after all"

[spacelady]

12. Monkey Saw, Monkey Did, Monkey Dead. n/t

[SPKrazy]

18. That Is Very Funny!

I like it, a lot!


:pals:

[vixengrl]

13. This is a name that was writ in water, that was urine

that was aimed at the Constitution.

The Constitution is still there--

I am here. I am pollution.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

14. He deserves no tombstone, the

G lib
W armongering
B astard

[XemaSab]

16. It will be so crusted

with salt crystals from my urine it won't matter.

Bit thank you for reminding me that someday I can go pee on his grave and therefore brightening my evening. :D

I am going to go pee on his grave in effigy now. :hi:

ps I am a girl. I will make it work somehow. :hi:

[billyskank]

36. You might find this helpful

http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

:hi:

[WhollyHeretic]

17. Here lies a disruptor

He disrupted poorly

:shrug:

[Dammit Ann]

19. Beloved Husband and Dog Owner.

Laura and Barney are the only ones who give a shit anyway.


Yeah, I said it.

[SPKrazy]

20. Isn't That The Truth!

I bet Barney doesn't really give a shit, if * isn't around to feed him, he probably won't give a shit


:hi:

[Dammit Ann]

23. that poor dog.

i wish they would strap a camera to georgie's neck. i'd like to see HIS perspective, like he has one.

yeah, i said it.

[SPKrazy]

24. LOL I Think We'd Be More Scared Than We Are

if we were to see what he sees
:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

21. Here Lies The Village Idiot From Texas Who's Been Missing Too Long

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Herein would lie a giant piece of shit, if he hadn't been torn up by the people

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. Is he really gone?

Lame, I know......:yoiks:

[Broken_Hero]

26. simple...

"Stay the course"....

[BlueStorm]

27. He was like Midas...

Except everything he touched went bad.

That's about the best that I can do.

Blue

[chknltl]

28. Pee here

[Bat Boy]

29. I don't think anything will be written.

It will likely be a serious of simple pictures meant to convey a message.

[Evoman]

30. Here lies the Best President Ever. He wasn't the worst president ever, so stop saying that!

By Bob Boudelang

[blitzen]

31. Here Lies GWB..

Presided for Himself
Not for You and Me

[usaftmo]

32. I'm proof that you can be AWOL...

and still get the SCOTUS to make you pResident!

[sakabatou]

33. Beware of pretzles...

[Orsino]

34. "He destroyed the world a lot."

a la Buffy.

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. A quote from the Simpsons:

"There lies a real sack of crap!"

"Indubitably, old chum!"

:rofl: Extremely appropriate for that asshole.

[hyphenate]

37. I can think of a few quotes

from the direct to the sublime:

"Thank god he's dead."

More:

Is it finally over? Perhaps we can now get back to the business of running the country.

I'm a Business Major, not a President!!

Having failed in so many different businesses, including the running of a country, George finally failed at staying alive.

You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there. -- Edwin Louis Cole

Elbert Hubbard:
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not capable of cashing in on the experience.

Laurence J. Peter:
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.

Aldous Huxley:
At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.

Blaise Pascal:
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Hannah Arendt:
What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.

In this world everything changes except good deeds and bad deeds; these follow you as the shadow follows the body.

William Penn:
To do evil that good may come of it is for bunglers in politics as well as morals.

[bikebloke]

38. No tombstone

Dump his carcass in a potter's field.

[Bullwinkle925]

39. I think it will be audio - push the button and hear .....

Etta James singing 2 words - "AT LAST"!!!

[dysfunctional press]

40. "Dancers and Pissers will be shot on sight"

well actually, that will be on a sign next to the tombstone.

[femmocrat]

41. "I would rather be in Crawford"

[nytemare]

43. Congress chose the "nucular" option.

In his case, it meant impeachment.

[IDemo]

44. "I'm the decayer" ...or.... "hate to cut 'n run like this"