How come Superman never has bugs in his teeth?

[Little Wing]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He doesn't smile when he flies.

[Fuzz]

3. True. What does Superman have to smile about anyway?

[BarenakedLady]

2. Because he is Superman....

Duh?

:rofl:

[Little Wing]

4. So he does a bug version of a deer whistle when he flies?

[BarenakedLady]

7. Yup

He has a supersonic high frequency whistle that comes out of his nose to warn all flying creatures to stay out of his way. It is quite amazing really.

[Az]

5. Cuz he flies with his mouth wide open

Bugs are full of protein. Good stuff.

[SPKrazy]

6. He Doesn't Have Teeth?

He has super gums:rofl:

[petronius]

8. Because he flies at the precise speed and with his hands in the correct position

to produce a super-cavitation effect which directs insects around his body ... Duh! :)

[Little Wing]

9. Maybe he could tune it to make music

Nothing like hearing God Save the Queen as he flies by

[BikeWriter]

10. The chickenshit has a windshield on his rice burner.

[vixengrl]

11. He flies above the bugs--

so should we all.

Be Superman--be above the bugs.

[Broken_Hero]

12. In all seriousness...

He has an energy field around his whole body, which he can influence, and keep dirt, and grime from getting on his uniform...he has this energy field of sorts, in most comic adaptations from 1985 to present...

on edit:this energy field of sorts, also helps in this ability to fly.

[BlueStorm]

13. Another question would be how come Superman's face

doesn't get all squished and pulled back when he flies? I mean how fast is he going? He does go faster than a speeding bullet and all.

Blue

[Broken_Hero]

14. Because he has a high density

threshold, hence where he gets his invulnerability from, meaning flying fast won't force his face to do anything, unless he chooses to smile, or whatever.....plus, he flies faster than the speed of light...:D

[BlueStorm]

16. Ooooooohhhhhh ooookkkaayyyy

Physics is way beyond my scope.

BTW, how come Storm or Rogue don't get bugs in their teeth?

Blue

[Broken_Hero]

17. Not sure about them, I'm not an Xmen expert...:)

I would say Storm doesn't because when she flies, she summons a storm basically, high winds, usually with lightning...and I think that combined makes the bugs go away, plus Storm can't fly that well(I believe)...Rogue on the other hand...I think she has minor telepath abilities, and she probably just tells the bugs to scram...:D

[BlueStorm]

20. Love Storm

Plus now that I think about logically, she pretty much is a human bug zapper.

Blue

[chknltl]

21. Bugs don't fly around storms and

...Bugs...Rogue feels their pain!

natch

[billyskank]

26. Because of his super facial muscles, silly

:D

[Blue-Jay]

15. The funniest thing about George Reeves as Superman:

He would puff out his chest when the bad guys were firing bullets at him, and the bullets bounced off. However, when the bad guy was out of bullets, he'd throw the pistol, and Superman would DUCK out of the way.

Because a tossed pistol would hurt WAY more than bullets fired at you, of course.

[chknltl]

18. Because, like the elephants, bugs respect him...

...have you ever seen elephants in Superman's teeth????


I rest my case.

[Broken_Hero]

19. ........

:spray:

[Spider Jerusalem]

22. Because he's flying so fast that they're burned up by the friction.

[Az]

23. Or disintegrate in impact

Sheesh... what if he hit a bird? BooM!

[Monk06]

24. Because he flies ultrasonic and is super cavitating. Although

why he doesn't eat, poop, pee or have sex is a mystery.

[thefool_wa]

25. I 'm thinking: the Man of Steel

is Teflon coated :) :)