My butt hurts.

[crim son]

[Guava Jelly]

1. Do you need a butt massage?

:hi:

[crim son]

4. I don't think I can say no to that one. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

7. I'll be right over

:7
let me grab the proper oils :loveya:

[crim son]

12. Yay.

My butt will be waiting. :loveya:

[johnnie]

2. We really don't need to hear about your date

What you do is your business.

[crim son]

5. My date didn't get anywhere near my butt.

Oh well.

[BarenakedLady]

3. I'm so sorry

Why doust thou butt hurtith?

What can I do to help?

[crim son]

6. It's not *my* butt that's hurting!

You know that, right? :P

[BarenakedLady]

8. I know nothing

My mind is a complete and total blank. Please fill it with tales of your excursions. :)

God, I'm so bored and horn...nevermind. hehehehe

[SPKrazy]

11. You're Just Hoping

for the horn... details of something and you are bored

there's a naked kid running around flipping me with his pj bottoms!

I'd say "come on over", but it's a little noisy right this minute! LOL

:pals:

[crim son]

14. I did get myself a date, if I want one.

Lucky me :)

[BarenakedLady]

22. Oh sure

Rub it in why don't you...;)

:woohoo:

[crim son]

23. You can have him. He's closer to your age!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

25. Alrighty then

Send him on over babycakes! }(

[crim son]

27. He's a little furry.

Is that okay?

[BarenakedLady]

28. How furry?

and where is he furry?

[crim son]

29. I don't know everything!

I'm going to let you tell me!

[BarenakedLady]

30. *sigh*

I don't have that kind of luck.

I need 3 AA batteries, btw.

[SPKrazy]

9. ROFL

so you're "butt" hurts

got it

so is your "butt" there now?

hopefully not, then you can be "buttless" for the night, right?

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

10. Locking, butt thread.

[crim son]

13. At first I thought you were serious.

Anyway it's a cookie thread.

[BikeWriter]

26. Hey, I am always serious!

:rofl:

[S n o w b a l l]

15. well maybe...

they'll have the "head on" for the heiney soon. Or they could possibly have it now! Do you have any roll on deodorant? Apply to heiney and see what happens. I bet it could be good!

[SPKrazy]

18. ROFL - "Butt On, Apply To The Heiny"

can't you just hear that over and over!


:crazy: :hi:

[crim son]

19. "I want what SHE'S having!"

:7

[Floogeldy]

16. Yow, and your butt also stinks.

Of course, that is just an assumption on my part. :P

[crim son]

17. My entire body smells like

cloves.

[SPKrazy]

20. That Might Be Nice

cloves that is

and smelling your... never mind

[crim son]

21. Fer gawd's sake.

I am totally sober tonight. Please remember that! :P

[SPKrazy]

24. La dee dah dee dah!

yeah, and I am too!

Not completely sane, but sober!

;-)


:rofl: