Your favourite Ralph Wiggum quotes thread

[SmileyBoy]

The best one - And I don't care that it's from this season, it's still the greatest. It surpassed all the others.

"I flushed a potato down the toilet! Now we get to live in a hotel!!"

Yours??

[LostInAnomie]

1. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[WhollyHeretic]

2. They tastes like burning...

[petronius]

3. I bent my Wookie...

It's a lot more useful in conversation than you might think, actually.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Not an actual one, but this one is hilarious:

[nuxvomica]

5. This one:

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

[WindRavenX]

6. that one never fails to make me lol

:)

[XemaSab]

8. you win.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

7. My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds

if I kept my finger out of there.

[oberliner]

9. When I grow up I'm going to go to Bovine University!

The Paul and Linda McCartney episode

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[Gatchaman]

11. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[peekaloo]

12. After Marge hit him with pepper spray: Now my boogers are all spicy.

[freethought]

13. Fun toys are fun! n/t

[AlCzervik]

14. Look what they did to my triangle After vandals broke into the music room and bent

Ralphies triangle into a square.