I finally caught the bastard

[graywarrior]

Smashed with a broom, spray, squished inside a paper towel and the fucker was STILL ALIVE!!!! Digustingly thrown in the trash and brought outside for trash day tomorrow.

Worst part is, he was living right around my computer desk...SPYING on me. Little bastard. And fuck his little friends, too.

[Bullwinkle925]

1. My God ,,,,

That's the best photo I've EVER seen of George W. Bush. You got talent, Missy.
:toast:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. OH MY GOD BULLWINKLE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

12. LOL

:evilgrin:

[gr8dane_daddy]

19. Now now...

That's the best photo I've EVER seen of George W. Bush

No need to add insult to injury to the dead cockroach.

[Bullwinkle925]

24. Let me put my glasses on ...

No - I swear that's GWB - see the resemblance to "Bar"?

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Nasty!

:puke:

[Left Is Write]

3. AAAAAAAAUGH! That picture is scarier than Laura & me!

[graywarrior]

4. That may be true, but Laura is a little roach.

[Suich]

5. Man I'm glad we don't have those in the NW!!!!!

Good job!

:hi:

[Kali]

9. I'd take those over banana slugs any day

:scared:

but I really do prefer my scorpions, thankyouverymuch.

[graywarrior]

10. I don't even want to know what a banana slug is.

[Redneck Socialist]

20. Banana Slugs Rock!

Coolest mascot EV-AH!

[Suich]

22. LOL!

I've never seen one...just pictures of them.

:)

[Kali]

6. PPPFFFT

:spray: I knew that was going to be what it was.

[Generic Brad]

7. If you find one, there are 100 more near by

Sleep well tonight.

[graywarrior]

8. Bet he's outside rounding up an army.

Palmetto bug Patrol.

[ironflange]

13. It's hard to judge the size

You should've put a dime next to it first.

[Deja Q]

15. Quite. It's never the size that counts...

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

14. Well, I wouldn't copulate with his friends...

But glad you got the sucka...

[rug]

16. RIP

[crim son]

17. Oh my god that's a horrible looking beast.

He looks like he's lying in a pool of his own mucus. Ugh.

[Floogeldy]

18. Biologically, not much different from a Lobster.

Do you eat Lobster?

How about crawdads?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:puke:

[graywarrior]

21. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

BTW, he was 4 times the size of a dime. Hope he burns in hell.

[bridgit]

23. if those are 12" floor tiles that's a big ass bug...

:scared:

[graywarrior]

25. they're like ponies, I swear.

[bridgit]

28. dang...

you da'man, girl

[marzipanni]

30. Could be someone's pony...

[BikeWriter]

26. He looks familiar! Isn't he a neocon?

[graywarrior]

27. Same family.

[BikeWriter]

31. Oh, okay, I thought so.

[VespertineIconoclast]

29. I hope the f**ker didn't stink too.

That's always the final straw for me. They are stupid fast, creepy looking, and some of them stink! :puke: I'm glad you caught him though.

[graywarrior]

33. No stink. Wet stuff is the spray I used on the little bastard.

It didn't kill him, either. I had to squish him inside a paper towel, and even then, he started crawling around. He was like G. Bush in that way.

[KitchenWitch]

32. That looks like a palmetto bug!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[graywarrior]

34. That's the official name. But they are still ROACHES!

[KitchenWitch]

35. Agreed

Every once in awhile, one of them finds their way into our house...much to my extreme dissatisfaction.

[graywarrior]

36. I swear they have keys to get in.

[KitchenWitch]

37. They have to

They are too big to get in through the cracks!

:(

[graywarrior]

38. Without lifting the door off it's hinges, anyhow.

[Broken_Hero]

39. Good kill....

may he sleep well, with the fishes...or the worms...:D

[-..__...]

40. You killed Rodney Roach!

http://joesapt.warnerbros.com/dld/funkytowel.mov

[Porcupine]

41. Get some Boric Acid powder pronto.

And liberally deposit it in all likely roach hiding and transit spots. Boric acid is generally safe for pets and people and hell on insects.

You also need to look around for sources of water for the bastards. They have to have a water source where you would see a sheen of water on a surface. Then clean, clean, clean and you will have a good start. When cleaning see if you can get a borax based cleaner like 20-mule team.

[sarge43]

42. OK, now you can put a battle star on your Florida Campaign Ribbon n/t