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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:38 PM
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I just stole 19 dozen holiday cookies and ate them - don't ask me anything.
Edited on Sun Dec-10-06 11:38 PM by Rabrrrrrr
I'm bloated.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:40 PM
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1. k...
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:41 PM
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2. I'm telling!
:spank:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:41 PM
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3. My dear Rabrrrrrr!
You took KitchenWitch's!!!

Bad, bad Rabrrrrrr.........:spank:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:43 PM
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4. Hey, if she didn't want them stolen she would have ensured their safety.
By not securing them she was ipso facto announcing to the world "These are yours for the taking!"

Harumph.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:51 PM
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7. ....
:rofl: :rofl:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:54 PM
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10. Get him PeggyDear. He's a cookie hoarder!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:46 PM
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5. ...
:spray:

:rofl:

You are evil!

:rofl:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:47 PM
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6. Don't you mean .228K cookies?
:shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:53 PM
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9. No. Why would I express it in terms of thousands?
That's just dumb. Even if making a joke about the metric system, it would just be 228 cookies, not some ratio of 1000 cookies. Though if I were to do it in terms of powers of 3, I would say 228E10^3 millicookies, or 228E10^6 microcookies, because those two are funnier than 0.228K (notice the required leading 0 on that one) cookies.

Maybe I should have said one and seven-twelfths gross cookies. :7
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-10-06 11:53 PM
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8. You ####! You didn't share and I'm telling!
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