Introverted Overweight Computer Geek Seeks Doting Companion

[Dirty Hippie]

Must be comfortable with long periods of little interaction.
Cooking and housecleaning skills a big plus.
Must be a vixen in bed.



Write your own honest personal ad....

[ornotna]

1. Not mine. But I love it anyway.

Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.


More here http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6592990 thanks to NPR.






btw,happily married for 24 years.

[graywarrior]

3. You're a LIAR!

[ornotna]

4. Which part

The ad or the being happily married? :shrug:




:rofl:

[graywarrior]

5. I have no idea about the married part, but you do not fit that ad. LIAR.

[ornotna]

6. You got me there

I really don't want a woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

[mdmc]

2. swm lefty looking...

for a girl with rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.

[BikeWriter]

7. Bearded hermit seeks woman for day housekeeping and...

night shift duties.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Change overweight to undrweight and you've got mine.

:P