What will Mary Cheney's baby's first words be?

[Deep13]

Not since baby Cruise have have the internets been buzzing with news about a famous pregnancy. When the Chenette is finally born, what will his or her first words be.

[billyskank]

1. "Gimme"

[BarenakedLady]

2. ....

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[derby378]

3. "Mommy, what's THAT?"

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. thanks to my mother and grandfather i am an illegitimate child.

and no one at church will play with me


DISCLAIMER: i Do not believe in the concept of illegitimacy in children.

[Deep13]

15. Apparently, only churches recognize the concept of legitimacy.

The law does not.

[Deep13]

5. Am I a snowflake baby?

[Deep13]

6. Oog-ah, oog-ah, oog-ah-chah-kah,...

...I-I-I-I'm hooked on a feeling...

[Deja Q]

7. "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

(The kid must've seen "Kindergarten Cop"...)

[Deep13]

8. For father and son day at he school, he brings in a turkey baster.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. thats kind of an icky thing to say

[Deep13]

20. True, but it's no worse than what I hear on Stephanie Miller.

Sorry to gross you out.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. thats kind of an icky thing to say

[Deep13]

21. True, but it's no worse than what I hear on Stephanie Miller.

Sorry to gross you out. Is there an echo in here?

[Montauk6]

9. "I miss Clinton"

[Deep13]

10. yup. At this point, I miss Bush Sr.

[Dukkha]

16. so do I

compared to his son GHWB is a bleeding heart liberal.

[Deep13]

17. So was Nixon, for that matter.

And Goldwater.

[Deep13]

11. Tomorrow belongs to me.

[KamaAina]

12. "What's 'impeach'?"

And why do they want to do it to Grandpa?

[Deep13]

13. Item 6 is Stewie from Family Guy. Y'all knew that, right?

Otherwise it's pretty lame-o.

[Deep13]

14. I feel fa-a-a-a-bulous!

[gr8dane_daddy]

22. You forgot one...

Don't give me that soy milk...it'll make me gay.

[Deep13]

23. Where's Pres. Gore and who is that idiot on TV?...um, oh.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. "I didn't know Gerber's came in a self-loathing flavor."