Random movie quote thread!

[derby378]

"Travelling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!"
Han Solo, Star Wars (the first and still the best)

[BOSSHOG]

1. "I don't know what scruples are but I know if you got em you stole em from somebody else"

Addy Pray talking to her Daddy Mose in "Paper Moon"

[BOSSHOG]

2. "I should be coming into some money soon because my girlfriend

promised me a blowjob." Steve Martin as the loveable "Jerk" in a letter written to his "parents."

"He hates those cans, stay away from the cans."

[derby378]

3. "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

Solla from Raiders of the Lost Ark

[taterguy]

4. Does anybody have any questions? D. Byrne Stop Making Sense

[derby378]

5. "Tango, you're an idiot."

Saburo, Ran

[puerco-bellies]

6. These pipes are Cleannnnnnnnnnnnn!

Nathanial Mayweather (Chris Ellliot) Cabin Boy.

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. "And, like that...he's gone."

Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects.

[BrotherBuzz]

8. I like them French fried potaters.

Reckon you make me some biscuits.

Sling Blade

[SutaUvaca]

9. "Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes."

From Blazing Saddles.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

50. Classic

Although I'm personally more partial to "Hey, where da white women at?"

[charlie and algernon]

10. "Fra-gee-lay, it must be Italian!"

The old man, Christmas Story

[Broken_Hero]

11. okay...

"Oh, I've been....working out."-Superman II

"Thats funny, I've never seen garbage, eat garbage before"-Superman II...:D


"Weren't there two of those?"-Kitty, Superman Returns

"I can't, I've got to return some video tapes"-Patrick Bateman,American Psycho...

[Initech]

12. "I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose." - Bad Santa

[terrya]

13. "But you see, in dealing with me, the relations didn't know...

that they were dealing with such a staunch character"

From "Grey Gardens". An amazing film. One of my very favorites.

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. "You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

"Tina, you fat lard, come over and get your dinner!" - Napoleon Dynamite (I might have messed that one up LOL)

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!" - Network

"Nothing but death will keep me from it!" - The Color Purple

I'll think of more...

[Rambis]

15. Nihilists! Fuck me...

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Walter Sobchak

[Initech]

35. "We want the money, Lebowski! We want the money!"

"Ya, and otherwise, tomorrow, we come back and we cut off your chonson!"

"My chonson?"

"Ya, your wiggly penis Lebowski!"

"Ya, may we stomp on it and squish it Lebowski!"

[Rambis]

40. No, Donny, these men are nihilists...

there's nothing to be afraid of.

[Initech]

44. "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

"8 year olds, Dude!"

[sarge43]

59. "That rug really tied the room together." The Dude

"Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback." The Dude

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element." Walter Sobchak

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

84. "Never mind that keeping a land based mammal........

.....within the city limits........for the purposes of......that just ain't right either..."

"What are you, a fucking park ranger now?"

[Phillycat]

16. "PC Load Letter?!? What the FUCK does that mean?"

Michael Bolton, Office Space.

[Initech]

76. "Hey Peter, check out channel 9! It's the breast exams!"

[Broken_Hero]

17. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?-Back to the Future...

"I check the list: Rubber tubing, Gas, Saw, Gloves, Cuffs, Razor wire, Hatchet
Gladys, And my mits"-Marv Sin City

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. More...

"Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear!" - The Ref

"Ohhh, this is horribly old. It tastes like an orange foot!" - Mother

"See, Daddy: Sinners have soul, too." - The Color Purple

"I didn't know you liked to get wet." - Training Day

[begin_within]

19. "You can't fight in here. This is the War Room."

[begin_within]

20. "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

[Phillycat]

21. More Big Lebowski...

the funny thing is, I don't even like this movie, but the quotes from it crack me up. :shrug:

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars" - Bunny
"I'm just gonna go find...a cash machine..." - The Dude

"Phone's ringin', Dude."
"THANK YOU, DONNY."

[Burma Jones]

22. Charlie Don't Surf

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore - Apocalypse Now

[FedUpWithIt All]

23. Amelie

"I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old movies."

[Initech]

24. "What's the point of having an internet connection if you're not going to use it to look up

weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?" - Randal from Clerks II

[Broken_Hero]

25. The Good, the Bad, I'm the guy with the gun-Army of Darkness nt

[BlueIris]

72. "...that was just what we call 'pillow talk,' baby."

Hee.

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. "I gotta save Bubba!" - Forrest Gump

"Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!" - Napoleon Dynamite

And, a classic:

"You're tearing me apart!!!!!!!!!" - Rebel Without A Cause

[RedStateShame]

27. "What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life. "

One of the greatest movies never seen. Cougars.

[LynneSin]

28. Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Convicted Man trapped in a woman's body - Raising Arizona

[Broken_Hero]

29. "Kiss me fatboy!" -IT, Pennywise...nt

[Haole Girl]

30. This quote is just amazing writing:

I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.

-Melvin Udall (As Good As It Gets)

[Chorophyll]

31. We are here to ruin ourselves...

...and to break our hearts and to love the wrong people and -- and DIE! I mean the storybooks are bullshit! Now I want you to come upstairs with me and GET in my bed. (Moonstruck)

[Mad_Dem_X]

32. From that same movie:

"Old Man...you feed those dogs any more of my food, I'm gonna kick ya 'til you're dead."

[Chorophyll]

37. The snowflakes are perfick.

My favorite movie of all times. :)

[InternalDialogue]

33. "I've always planned to be a failure anyway..."

"...that's why I plan to marry an extremely wealthy woman."

Metropolitan

[lukasahero]

34. "Get off the nuclear warhead."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

36. "What we have here is

a failure to communicate!" Cool Hand Luke...............

[Guava Jelly]

38. "yo! she-bitch lets go!!" - Ash from Army of Darkness"

[terrya]

39. "It's kind of like being married...without the good parts"

Gene Kelly to Michael Beck in "Xanadu" :-)

[Mad_Dem_X]

86. OMG, you quoted "Xanadu"!

Cool!

[MrCoffee]

41. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

[Parrcrow]

42. Colonel Dax, your men died very well.

Paths of Glory.

[BarenakedLady]

43. "My, she was yar."

"Easy to handle, quick to the helm. Fast, bright. Everything a boat should be...until she develops dry rot."


Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story

[SKKY]

45. "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!"

Happy Gilmore

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

46. I refer you to my signature.

From "Broadcast News". Not my favorite movie, but a great quote.

[Broken_Hero]

47. Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you

to leave the store-Ash, Army of Darkness


"Its a trick, get an axe"-Ash, Army of Darkness

"That was just pillow talk baby.."-Ash, Army of Darkness

"Orlando, is that you? Damn baby, what did you do to your hair!"-Ghost

[mockmonkey]

48. "I swear if you existed....

I'd divorce you."

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? My favorite movie.:D

[Broken_Hero]

49. Forget the ring,

I found it in a cracker jack box!-Spaceballs...


Whats the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken!-Spaceballs

Those bastards shot my hair!-Spaceballs....

"Barf!...Not in her mister, this is a mercedes....no no, thats my name, barf, I'm mog...a what? A mog, I'm half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend"-Spaceballs

[carlydenise]

51. Let's kick the tires and light the fires big daddy.........Independence Day

Carly

[BreweryYardRat]

52. From Eurotrip...

"This is the biggest sausage fest on earth!"
"It's the International House of Sausage!"

[MrCoffee]

53. There are stories of coincidence and chance,

of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and nobody knows; and we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it."

[Broken_Hero]

54. :)

He didn't die???? I asked you to kill Superman and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing??!!!-Robert Vaughn, Superman III.

[derby378]

55. "Oh, Bartleby, was Wisconsin really THAT bad?"

The Metatron, Dogma

[tbyg52]

56. Quote from _Dave_

That I'd like to hear from each and every member of the cabal. (Yeah, like that'll happen...)

And while we're on the subject, I'd like to apologize to the American people. You see, I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you, and that was just a temp job at that. I forgot that I had 250 million people who were paying me to make their lives a little but better, and I didn't live up to my part of the bargain.

[Xipe Totec]

57. We're not holding anything!

"I don't want to get any messages saying that, "We are holding out position." We're not holding anything! Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding on to anything except the enemy. We're going to hold on to him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the *ss; we're going to go through him like crap through a goose."

-- George S. Patton

[begin_within]

58. "There's a word for women like you, but it's not used in polite society outside of a kennel."

[Broken_Hero]

60. Thats one big gun-Sarge, Doom

"Captain, I just threw you stinking palm tree overboard, now whats this nonsense about no movies tonight?!?!"-Jack Lemmon, Mister Roberts...

[book lady]

61. "Oh my God! They've shot him."

'Hot Lips' Houlihan, M*A*S*H

[sarge43]

62. Kings and their children

"King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things but he disowned them. You're not mine. We're not connected. I deny you. None of you will get my crown. I leave you nothing and I wish you plague. May all your children breech and die. My boys are gone. I've lost my boys."

Henry Fitz-Empress, The Lion in Winter

"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

King Osric, Conan the Barbarian

[av8rdave]

63. "She assumed a level of commitment that just wasn't there."

Billy Bob Thornton in "Ice Harvest"

[derby378]

64. "The powers that be have been very busy positioning themselves for the game of the millenium."

Dr. S.R. Hadden, Contact

[WritingIsMyReligion]

65. "ES-CAH-PAY. ES-CAH-PAY. Hunh. Sounds a little like 'escape.'"

Dory, Finding Nemo

[Starbucks Anarchist]

66. "'Fuck You,' THAT'S my name!"

[Rosco T.]

67. Archie & Wanda

Archie: Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

Wanda: Yeah!

[fudge stripe cookays]

68. "I would like a cold compress for my chauffeur...

and a cup of hot chocolate for me. N'est ce pas?"

"I don't think we have "N'est ce pas" sir. Just Hershey's."

Murder By Death, one of my favorites!

[ashling]

69. The Russians are coming, The Russians are Coming

"Emehrgency, Emehrgency, Eferyone to get from street!'

[RetroLounge]

70. Really evil

Really evil. Like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL

Charlie - So I Married an Axe Murderer.

RL

[fudge stripe cookays]

75. He he....

Great minds think alike!

I say that all the time, and am met with blank stares.

Good on ya, RL! :thumbsup:

[IndyBob]

71. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead - it's so immoral

Radiation,
A bunch of half baked gobely gook do-gooders telling everyone it bad for you!
Pernicious nonsense!
People could stand a hundred check x-rays a year,
and they oughta have 'em too.

Radiation guy on "Repo Man"

[BlueIris]

73. "...but a real man would not shoplift the pootie from a single mother."

I could probably come up with something a little more creative, but it's December 12th, and I'm kinda depressed.

[fudge stripe cookays]

77. What about the Quon?

:D

[derby378]

74. "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive..."

"You will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that time, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You aren't even human fucking beings."

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (played by R. Lee Ermey), Full Metal Jacket

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

78. "My laser emits a beam of pure antimatter."

-Riff Raff

[Az]

79. Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

Dr Strangelove in Dr Strangelove.

[Rob H.]

80. "Hey! These blow up inta funny shapes 'n all?"

"Well, no...unless round is funny."

[Lautremont]

81. The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

-Repo Man

[Rhythm]

82. Incidentally, did you know that you are talking to an artist?

I sometimes do special things to my victims: things that are creative. Of course, it takes knowledge, pride in your work... For example, a decapitated head can continue to see for aproximately twenty seconds. So when I have one that's gawking, I always hold it up so that it can see its body. It's a little extra I throw in for no added charge.

The Gemini Killer - Exorcist III

[Broken_Hero]

83. Ray, Ray...

Next time, that someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!-Ghostbusters


"Little warriors, come out and plaaayayyay..."-Warriors

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

85. "Once again, Doctor Jones......

....you see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take away!"

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

87. I have a book that recommends

using that line on a date.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

90. The Mystery Science Theatre book?

Me too!

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

93. Whoa

Weird. People don't know exactly what I'm talking about very often.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

88. "While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation,

words will always retain their power."
-V for Vendetta

[Mad_Dem_X]

89. Here is more...

"I'm just a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
- Rocky Horror Picture Show

"You clickity, clankity collection of calamitous junk!"
- Wizard of Oz

"Honey, my water broke."
"That's alright. We'll just get you another one."
"No!! My water just broke!"
- 9 1/2 Months

[AlCzervik]

91. "You know the Wilkes always marry their cousins"

[soleft]

92. Oops, there goes my napkin

[CBHagman]

94. Eleanor of Aquitaine to Henry II.

"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!"

From The Lion in Winter.