Should I do the Rhumba?

[Oeditpus Rex]

One... two... three BUMP!

One... two... three BUMP!

One... two... three BUMP!

[Left Is Write]

1. Yes.

[Left Is Write]

2. On second thought, take the advice of Rosemary Clooney, Dean Martin, et al...

"Hey goomba, I love how you dance the rhumba, but take some advice paisano, learn how to mambo, if you gonna be a square, you aint-a gonna go nowhere...hey mambo! Mambo Italiano!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. ...

:rofl:

Only you. :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Dance, bay-beeeeee

Dance!!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. The Rhumba isn't dancin'

It's sex standing up.

[reyd reid reed]

7. *ahem*

I always thought that was the tango...

If you insist, though...

:evilgrin:

Oops...

O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Why limit yourself?

Some people like to tango, some people like to rhumba.

Some like to do both.

But not at the same time.

[Left Is Write]

9. You never heard of the trumba? The rhango?

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I've heard of Rhango Djeinhart...

:shrug:

[Left Is Write]

11. Maybe to clear up the confusion...

we should just samba.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I dunno that one

:blush:

[reyd reid reed]

12. Trumba sounds like a band instrument...

rhango sounds like something you feed at the zoo...

MAMBA!!!!!

[Left Is Write]

14. Maybe there's a trumba-playing rhango at the zoo.

[reyd reid reed]

23. Too bad it's not on Africam...

That'd be something to see!

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

15. Now I'm confused.

If the Rhumba is sex standing up as you say, what is actual sex standing up called?

[Left Is Write]

16. The vertical mambo.

:P

[Kutjara]

19. Perfect.

Thanks for setting a fevered mind at rest.

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Sex standing up

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

20. But this could lead to unfortunate...

...miscommunication and consequent embarassment if one party was operating under one definition while the other party was operating under the other.

[Redstone]

6. Yeah, sure, go ahead, knock yourself out. Just don't expect me to join in.

There are a lot of guys who claim they don't dance, but I REALLY don't.

Except for a waltz with Mrs R at our wedding.

Redstone

[Left Is Write]

17. Say, OR....

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the identity of the young man in your picture. He was a handsome devil, wasn't he?

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Lotta people thought so

Did you know he had a lengthy fling with Ginger Rogers?

[chknltl]

21. Or maybe try a "Rimba"

(Google it...I'd post a linc but I don't wanna get your thread locked...warning rimbas are kinda shocking)
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