Alternative uses for fruitcake............post your ideas........

[carlydenise]

1. doorstop
2. weapon if thrown
3. as a step for reaching those high cabinets
4. paperweight

I got one in the mail today........
Carly

[Squatch]

1. When mixed with equal parts of diesel and gunpowder

makes a dandy plastic explosive.

[Rosco T.]

2. sliced they make good hockey pucks...

but they will destroy the saw blades.

[LostinVA]

3. Building material

[Kutjara]

4. Definitive proof of the nonexistence of God.

No benevolent deity would allow such an abomination to exist.

[ashling]

11. Who says God is

benevolent?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Send it to me!

I LOVE fruitcake...if it's a good quality. :9

[carlydenise]

6. actually this one isn't really too bad

I am really picky about the stuff......only cherries and nuts, can't deal with the yellow and green fruit.
Carly

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I don't mind the green and yellow stuff, if

it's in small proportion compared to the cherries and nuts. Sometimes the cake is just too damned dry.

Entenmanns isn't bad; but it's too bad that they're owned by moonies.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Spare tire for a VW Bug?

:P

[u4ic]

9. I've always loved

this Hallmark e-card: http://tinyurl.com/y7ey5s :D

[carlydenise]

10. HAHA that is so cute LOL

Carly

[SeattleGirl]

12. LOL!

Cute indeed!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. Excellent street hockey pucks when frozen

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Portable black holes.

If you want to suck up all the light in a room, a fruitcake is just the ticket. The better ones will also provide a small portal into another dimension for your house pets. In fact, this may explain how cats can completely disappear from your house and then reappear when they hear the can opener -- they are using your fruitcake as an interdimensional wormhole.

[Connonym]

15. heat it by the fire or in the oven. Stick it under the covers to keep your toes toasty in bed

[Haole Girl]

16. Build an artificial reef, off the Florida Keys?

Naw..it'd probably kill the fish. :eyes:

[SOteric]

17. Collect several,

group them in the center of your living room and throw a tasteful cloth over them for a coffee table which is also a clever conversation piece. Bonus: You won't mind if partygoers next summer spill rum punch all over it while getting boisterous.

[martymar64]

18. Crumble it up and pave your driveway with it

It also makes good soundproofing material for your home studio.