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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 09:03 PM Original message |
Attention lesbians: please have a toaster on standby. |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. Just don't eat tofu |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. A toaster? Why? (And please excuse my obliviousness.) |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 09:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. It's an S & M sex toy. One mammary per slot. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 09:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Ouch!! A bit of light spanking is one thing, but OUCH! |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 02:18 AM Response to Reply #4 |
22. I won't even mention the bagle slicer |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 10:03 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Geez, you kids with your pot and acid. What goes through your heads! |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:42 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. somebody had to come up with an answer. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 04:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
35. owie. |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 03:03 AM Response to Reply #2 |
24. Well, you know how those "gays" are always.... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
36. obviously redstone didn't get a copy of the "gay agenda" |
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Frank Cannon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
26. I'm so hetero that the toaster reference went way over my head |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. I shall wake matcom... |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-12-06 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
7. Well, if you feel the urge to "make the jump" after the milk, |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. soy is a lesbian aphrodesiac? what if a guy rubs it all over himself? |
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Betty88 (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 04:55 PM Response to Reply #9 |
34. soy and back hair, very sexy...... |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. So, what do I have to do to get a waffle iron? |
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reformedrepub (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:46 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. you would get |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:47 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Yikes! |
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reformedrepub (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Ill bring the |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 03:51 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. ..... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 09:04 AM Response to Reply #10 |
21. You wannabes sell yourselves short when it comes to appliances |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 02:29 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. If it's a Panini Griddler, why aren't there paninis on it? |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 08:40 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Exactly what I was thinking |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
15. Um... what? |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 09:05 AM Response to Reply #15 |
29. this i think |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 02:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Fucking ridiculous tripe. |
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emmajane67 (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
16. I need a toaster here in the corner. |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 08:01 AM Response to Original message |
17. Odd. I had vanilla soy milk in my coffee this morning. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
18. Sorry sunshine, but it will only work on men ... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
19. Funny, my wife makes me put soy creamer in my coffee |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-13-06 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
20. No LeftyMom, it's just going to shrink your penis |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 03:12 AM Response to Original message |
25. I think it only works for men |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
27. You're already an honorary lesbian warrior |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
31. LOL! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
32. Soy = gay? |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. Yeah, some fundie actually blamed soy for contributing to homosexuality. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:13 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Oh! I thought girls became lesbians because they were breastfed. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:26 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Hmm...I was breastfed. Although, so was my straight sister... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 08:27 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Both of my boys were breastfed too |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 09:47 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Well, there you go.... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 06:15 AM Response to Reply #42 |
45. My brain hurts n/t |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. maybe they're lesbians |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 06:17 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. No, but I do.... |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 10:07 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. yep. the gay agenda is sneaky that way |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 09:33 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. I feel cheated |
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Dastard Stepchild (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
33. Well that explains everything... sort of... |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
40. I thought soy only made us guys gay? |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
43. Wow. It's that easy to cure heterosexuality? |
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