Sex is...?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Keep it PG-13, folks. :P

How long can a thread with sex in the title go unlocked? I challenge you to bring out your best euphemisms! :P

[bigwillq]

1. One of the best things EVAH!

I can't get enough of it. For real.


:evilgrin:

[JackBeck]

2. Like a box of chocolates.

You never know whatcha gonna get.

[SeattleGirl]

21. Oh my gosh, Jack!

That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the OP.

[JackBeck]

29. After 10 years in a relationship, I have to say,

I agree with Forrest Gump.

'Nuf said.

[SeattleGirl]

33. Well, I guess that's better than finding out that...

...the box is empty. :cry:


:hide:

[JackBeck]

37. The box if full.

And has many different fillings.

[SeattleGirl]

53. Cool!

:woohoo:

[Deja Q]

3. Many things

1: Overrated
2: Boring
3: A nuisance
4: Requires interaction with others
5: Not worth the effort or money

Now I ponder that all the people who tell me these things just happen to get it regularly. :crazy:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. The last one of these you did

didn't get locked. :shrug:

[bridgit]

5. yummy...

:P

[SPKrazy]

14. Yum Yum!

yes it is!

:smoke:


:hug:

[ganeshji]

6. another dirty towel

[Deja Q]

7. With high-concentrate protein in it...

:yoiks:

[Ariana Celeste]

8. pretty funny if you look at it objectively

[Deja Q]

9. Ridiculous, actually...

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I don't actually remember any more...

Sucks to be old.

[GoneOffShore]

13. I'm only 58 but.....

Like the guy in the old folks home when his buddies got him an escort for his birthday and she comes in and says,

"I'm here to give you super sex."

He says,





wait for it

















"I'll have the soup."


Tada

[undeterred]

11. forbidden

[SPKrazy]

19. Ohhhh!

we need to unforbid it!

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

12. Something That Can Be Very Beautiful

or can leave you feeling empty

it all depends on what you expect, and what you feel for the other person.

Sometimes sex is just "sex", and nothing more. But while that may be fun for a while, in my experience, that kind of sex is just not really something that feels complete.

On the other hand...

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

15. Well, it does take two hands...

Without completeness there is no relevance. And a risk of disease. I have never understood any logic behind "casual sex". I have tried it because of peer influence (and originally because I wanted to know the physiological sensation before terminating my existence) and there is nothing to it. Literally.

[BarenakedLady]

18. Exactly

empty...very empty...and sad.

I don't remember how it was on the other hand. :)

[SPKrazy]

22. Depends Which Hand?

sex can also be a weapon

as in "you don't get any" or just leaving a person wanting but not getting.

In my situation right now BNL, sex is nothing I want from my partner, it feels empty, sad.

Which means that this ain't working. Which also means that I'm not going to spend another 10 years trying to figure out why.

But on the other hand. I can't remember either


:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

26. I would never use it as a weapon

like you said "sex is nothing I want from my partner, it feels empty, sad."

10 years for me too.

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

34. I Wouldn't Either

never intentionally anyhow.

I've had it used that way before towards me- I finally got to where that was just fine by me.
I wasn't interested in it anymore anyway.

At least not interested with her.

Life goes on!


:hug:

[crim son]

23. It's almost better if you don't find out.

IMHO.

[BarenakedLady]

27. What do you mean?

Not finding out what it could be like? :shrug:

[crim son]

30. If you find out and then it's gone you will forever look

for that perfection. I've been married for almost two decades to a man with whom I was never sexually compatible. Then I met somebody else who is now gone. Nobody can touch me now without me starting to cry. Really kills the mood, just ask my furry boy.

[crim son]

16. A memory. n/t

[SPKrazy]

17. Yes, But What A Memory! ;-)

but then again

:evilgrin:

[ironflange]

20. Sex is like pizza

When it's good it's great, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

[BarenakedLady]

25. Maybe if you are a guy

Not so for your female counterpart.

[ironflange]

57. Oh yeah, never thought of that

Sorry.

<--- ironflange

[mduffy31]

28. Bastard beat me to it

[Maine-ah]

24. non existant

at the moment...:( can't wait for my next post-partum check up. I expect to get the ok then....this is really starting to bum me out....

[crim son]

32. That's cute.

After I had my first child I never wanted to have sex again! I pretty much managed it, too.

[Maine-ah]

38. c-section.

i had a non-progressing labor. 24 hours of labor, 5 cm, all back labor. damn i really miss my hubbie! i couldn't get comfortable for the last month of pregnancy, the last time was on my due date and i went into labor that night.

[crim son]

40. My first child was a c-section too,

but it was anticipated. My husband and I managed to have two more children so I guess I was with him at least two more times, lol. I have wonderful children to show for the effort.

May your postpartum checkup come very soon!

[WindRavenX]

31. the best thing in the world

Actually, making love, taking a hot shower, and then snuggling for hours is the best thing in the world.

[Nicole]

35. Worthless

I'm going to keep telling myself that until I find a new partner. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

47. Pretty Much!

what am I saying?

no, that's just how I feel today


:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

48. Glad you agree

Maybe tomorrow I will change my mind. You too. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

49. Maybe

who knows

:loveya:

[Nicole]

52. You never know

Stranger things have happened. So I hear. ;)

[SPKrazy]

54. You Never Know

Strange things happen in the land of the midnight sun

but they also happen everywhere else too!

:hug:

I'm going to bed Nicole!

Sleep tight!

c/ya tomorrow or ...

[SPKrazy]

55. All Right, I Didn't Go To Bed

I meant to
got sidetracked
I seem to do that a lot lately

am going now though!

:hug:

[Nicole]

56. True

Good night.

Sleep well SPK. :hug:

[liberaltrucker]

36. Mostly gittin' screwed without gittin' kissed

But where's the problem? One's getting some.

Now stick with your writing, young lady!!!!

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

39. Best when not rated PG-13.

;-)

[leftofthedial]

41. one of the good reasons

for consorting with wimmens.

[johnnie]

42. Just another thing

[TK421]

43. Grossly overrated...that is all

[youthere]

44. XES spelled backwards?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Nice work if you can get it...

You can get it if you try... :P

[Beausoir]

46. My husband says...it's like the best hug ever.

[elfrangel]

50. A pizza from Domino's.

There is a pizza that when you order it from them, the code is S-E-X on the screen.

I think it's the cheeseburger pizza actually. :rofl:

[S n o w b a l l]

51. wonderful when real but normally a total mind game....

that's all....I wouldn't want to get started.

[buddhamama]

58. Locking...

No Sex Threads.

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod