Floogeldy
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:02 AM
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If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. |
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If life hands you a big stinky pile of dog shit . . .
. . . then . . .?
;)
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:13 AM
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1. Then you knock on Life's door with a flaming pooh-bag, of course |
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And if life isn't home, then give it to cranky old Mr. MacPherson down the street...
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ghostsofgiants
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:14 AM
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2. Make stinky-pile-of-dog-shitade? |
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:15 AM
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3. Make a shit shake? n/t |
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:35 AM
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4. Wrap it like a Christmas present it and Fed-ex to Floog! |
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Hey, Floog! How are you? :hi:
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Floogeldy
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Thu Dec-14-06 12:52 AM
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Thu Dec-14-06 01:00 AM
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6. I got something better than poo!! |
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Best friend from OKC gave me this for Xmas this year! http://www.christopherradko.com/DisplayDetail.aspx?which=7801Lucky me!
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Thu Dec-14-06 01:07 AM
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7. Discard it and wash your hands with hot water and anti-bacterial soap, |
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scrubbing thoroughly around the nail bed and under the fingernails. :shrug:
:hi:
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Thu Dec-14-06 01:14 AM
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and go sell them tomorrow at lunch to all the stockbrokers.
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