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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:02 AM
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If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
If life hands you a big stinky pile of dog shit . . .

. . . then . . .?

;)
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:13 AM
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1. Then you knock on Life's door with a flaming pooh-bag, of course
And if life isn't home, then give it to cranky old Mr. MacPherson down the street...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:14 AM
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2. Make stinky-pile-of-dog-shitade?
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:15 AM
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3. Make a shit shake? n/t
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:35 AM
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4. Wrap it like a Christmas present it and Fed-ex to Floog!
Hey, Floog! How are you? :hi:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 12:52 AM
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5. Hi Nelly!
:)
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 01:00 AM
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6. I got something better than poo!!
Best friend from OKC gave me this for Xmas this year!

http://www.christopherradko.com/DisplayDetail.aspx?which=7801




Lucky me!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 01:07 AM
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7. Discard it and wash your hands with hot water and anti-bacterial soap,
scrubbing thoroughly around the nail bed and under the fingernails. :shrug:

:hi:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 01:14 AM
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8. make burritos
and go sell them tomorrow at lunch to all the stockbrokers.
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