Apparently I make our CFO very nervous...

[NewWaveChick1981]

:rofl: Poor guy... :P When I came for my intial interview and met with him, I noticed he stammered and was a little flushed, but I thought that was just how he was. I've seen him twice since I started here last week, and both times, he had the same problem. The most recent time was this morning. He had come by our office to check on something and was talking to the woman who works at the front desk in our area, and he was talking just fine to her. I needed a student file, so I walked into her area, and when I saw him there, I said hello. Well, he flushed red and started stammering again. When he left, the receptionist started laughing and said, "I've never seen that happen to him before!" She jokingly accused me of putting a hex on him. :rofl: I told her that I really thought he just had shyness issues in general, but she said, "Oh, no. I've been here four years and never seen that happen to him before." :yoiks: My staff is now giving me a hard time and ribbing me about it every chance they get.

You think maybe he's intimidated because I'm such a good financial aid director? :P

P. S. NO---I have not been outwardly naughty at all in front of him.

[lizziegrace]

1. Yeah

that's it...

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. I thought it might be.

:P :hi:

[billyskank]

2. Just be gentle with the poor guy

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. I'm professional at all times.

:hi: :P At least outwardly.

[BarenakedLady]

4. That's how my hot exterminator guy acts

Whenever he comes over. I'm not sure why. He can't look me in the eye and seems really nervous.










I suppose it could be that I follow him around drooling and saying "hubba hubba. You look mighty fine in them jeans.". :shrug:






:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Hmmm.... that might be your problem...

:rofl: :evilgrin: "Could you please spray this for me?" :P

[BarenakedLady]

7. Hehehe

I'll try that line next time. :7

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

16. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

:) I like the sound of that..... :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. I'm sure...

:hi: :loveya:

[billyskank]

8. Presumably

he would look even mighty finer out of them jeans. :D

[BarenakedLady]

10. That's what I presume as well

Maybe I can talk him into proving it. :9

[youthere]

17. He's trying to figure out how to get you to stop licking his chest..

LOL.

[BarenakedLady]

22. It was only that one time...

and I did apologize...geez :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. Dammit! That gets me in trouble every time.

:P :rofl: :hi:

[underpants]

9. It's because you are hot

Learn to live with it.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Thank you, underpants.

:hi: :)

[kay1864]

11. Maybe he's seen your Lounge pictures!

and he's a DU lurker...:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. He's a Repuke, so I doubt he's seen them.

:P

[LynneSin]

12. He heard the legend of how you broke your f*****g A/C

that could scare most mere mortals

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. ...

:rofl: So YOU told him? I was wondering where he heard that...

[LynneSin]

19. It wasn't me, it was one of those Urban legend things you hear

about a friend of a friend of a friend

[youthere]

18. I had something similar happen on a job interview years ago..

The guy interviewing me stammered and blushed and was unable to look me in the eye. I left there feeling like I was "all that" until I realized the second button on my blouse had popped open and my bra and oobies were nearly completely exposed.

And then I STILL didn't get the job.

[Lex]

20. And you STILL didn't get the job?

Major bummer there.

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Oops.... the least he could have done would have been to give you the job...

:yoiks: Bastard....

[buddhamama]

21. you know what this means, doncha?

you'll never be fired, at least not by him. he likes you. he probably wouldn't be able to get the words out to do it anyway,
which makes you golden. :D

someone finds you attractive,
who'd have thunk it! :) :thumbsup:

[LSK]

23. gotta agree with that

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. Thanks, Buddhamama!

:hi: If he ever thinks about firing me, I'll just bat my eyelashes at him and smile... :P :rofl:

[Taverner]

24. NWC, How many times do I gotta tell ya

Business Casual does not mean a teddie and stilettos!

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. ...

:rofl: I forgot. I'll do better next time.

No more fishnets for me at the workplace.... :P

[Aristus]

25. Oh PLEASE, NWC!...

Some guy turns red, fumbles and stammers when you walk in the room, and you don't know why?

Gimme a break. B-)

You know EXACTLY why... :loveya:

The only reason you don't often see the same reaction among your DU admirers is because if we stammer while typing, we can go back and correct it. ;-)

And I don't think I've ever blushed so hard it could be detected through an Internet connection. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. ...

I thought he was just admiring my skills as a financial aid director. :P But maybe not. And hell, I was wearing a turtleneck and pants this morning (well, I still am...). Not exactly low-cut or anything. :rofl: Tomorrow is jeans day, so I'll be casual but still professional.

:loveya: :hi: Thanks, you....

[Aristus]

32. Yeah...admiring your skills...sure...

:eyes:

I was going to upbraid you for so cruelly driving him crazy like that; but then I realized, if he's a Repuke, then he's probably already crazy!

And jeans day? OMG! He's gonna DIE when he catches a glimpse of your South end! :wow:

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. Why, Aristus, I have no idea what you're talking about...

O8) I never wear jeans for that purpose....:P

:rofl: :hi:

[Aristus]

34. No, but you succeed anyway, dontcha?

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. ...

:* :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

35. That's Because You Are Totally

HAWT!

and you are bright and organized and I'm sure he recognizes all of those things and doesn't know how to deal with it!


Maybe he is a DU'er and recognizes your pics he he he!

:P :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. Thanks, SPK!

:hug: :loveya: I just enjoy torturing Repukes and/or fundies. :rofl: :evilgrin: