A List of People in Foreign Lands who are Desperate to Give Me Money:

[Lautremont]

(I've noted the best names down, and here they are)

Mr. Clang Basterson
Mrs. Guntz Barber
Elder Creme St. Claire
Mr. Tumnes
Bustes Kefauver
Sir X. Hameelian
Mrs. Punchy Clocaine

Anyone familiar with these folks? Should I send them all my banking information so I can collect many thousands of dollars that have apparently been left to me? If so, to whom? Which of these names strikes you as the most trustworthy?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. Sir X. Hameelian

after all he has been knighted

[RebelOne]

2. By all means, send your banking info to Elder Creme St. Claire

A church elder seems to be an honest person. He wouldn't cheat you, would he? :sarcasm:

[Nickster]

3. Well, Mr Tumnes seemed a very nice fellow with his little cloven feet and all. n/t

[Lautremont]

4. Update: just got one from Mr. Paunt Hobelix.

That throws everything for a loop. And this is the last time I'll kick my own silly thread!

[Hugin]

5. Pshaw! That's nothing!

I'm intimately involved in numerous discreet financial transactions totaling in the trillions
(With a 'T') of U.S. Dollars (and a few Billion Euros).

As soon as the first transfer is complete... I plan on blowing this place (perhaps even this
planet) and doing what I want for a change.