Nine weird and/or funny Christmas songs...

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All are MP3 files, ranging in size from 564k to 2.4 Mb.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

If Bette Davis sang Feliz Navidad

O Come All Ye Faithful (Slim Spincter)

Santa Wants Some Lovin'

Steve Martin and Paul Simon doing Silver Bells

The Restroom Door Said

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

What's It To Ya

White Christmas by the Jingle Cats

[ironflange]

1. I've been listening to XM 107 lately

"Your Dysfunctional Christmas Channel." They play crazy and or funny Christmas stuff, with the occasional piece of glurge that would make Mother Teresa nauseous. Here are some I remember, sorry, too lazy to find links.

Tiny Tim's Santa Has Got the AIDS this Year
The Twelve Drinks of Christmas - the singer gets progressively more and more sloshed as he goes along
Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire - sung to "Ring Of Fire" using Johnny's voice
Joe Pesci doing If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas
Tourette's Christmas
A rather objectionable one, Hark! The Harelip Angels Sing
Blue Christmas by Grover, Harry, and Cookie Monsters. The blue monsters.

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2. Do they do an X-rated one to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock?"

I can't repeat the words here, it's too X rated. If you've heard it, you know the one I mean. I have been looking for it. Thanks for letting me know about those other songs, they sound very funny.

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3. On a related topic

do you know the original B side to "Jingle Bell Rock?" It's called "Captain Santa Claus and his Reindeer Space Patrol," and the idea was that, because the sleigh is discovered to be inoperative one Christmas eve, the elves whip up a rocket ship to deliver all the toys in time. It's one of those thoroughly laughable '50s novelty numbers, down to the sound effect of the rocket ship taking off, which I believe was created by flushing a microphone down the studio toilet.

If you can find an mp3 of it, please post!

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4. I'd love to hear that one.

[ironflange]

5. They don't play anything worse than PG-13

Sorry. Some of those "waiting for Santa" songs are pretty risque though.