What is the last lie you told?

[ohiosmith]

I promised my boss that I would develop a plan to work on one of his horse shit projects.

I have no intention of creating a plan.

Like most of the stuff he comes up with, he'll forget about it when he comes up with another harebrained idea.

[youthere]

1. I told my boss I was going out of town so I didn't have to attend

the Christmas party at his house. They are nice people and they have a lovely home but the party is always like an overdose of sacharin. It's just too Christmas-card-y. Its so Disney-esque I always have an overwhelming urge to leave the house and scream the word "FUCK" over and over and over and over..

[Hugin]

2. I can not tell a lie...

The headline to this post is a lie.

[BarenakedLady]

3. That I was fine. nt

[Hugin]

4. !

?

[miss_american_pie]

9. Do you need cheering up?

http://thebookbitches.blogspot.com/

Click and scroll down a bit. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

10. Oh believe me

I click on that site very very often....:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

12. LOL

GMTA. :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

5. That I feel better than I really do.

[Hugin]

7. !!

?

[Left Is Write]

8. Anxiety/depression issues.

I'll be all right (seriously - I will).

[Hugin]

17. Awe... I know you will.

When I go to those places I keep in mind... 'All sunshine makes a desert.'

Don't know why, but, it makes me feel better.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Me, too. But, mine is physical.

I feel as though I am constantly having to put on a brave face when I just feel like going to bed.

[Left Is Write]

16. ...

:hug:

[Hugin]

18. !!!

:hug:

[edbermac]

6. She told me she was 18!

Man, am I in deep shit...x(

[flvegan]

13. Mine involved making "a list of bullet points"

I made no such list. I shot from the hip.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. What kind of bullets?

And who did you shoot?

[flvegan]

25. Those bullet points would have

been hollow points, anyway.

I can't believe I just tried to make a gun joke.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. But that's why it was so funny.

Because it *was* you. Peaceful, sweet, animal loving you.


:rofl:



:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

15. A Top-3 Lie: The Check's in the Mail...

The other 2 from the top 3 all-time lies I have not said.

RL

[LaraMN]

28. Oh! What are the other two?

I'm guessing one is "I love you," but I can't figure out what a third might be.

[miss_american_pie]

29. Size doesn't matter.

:hide:

[LaraMN]

30. Muahaha! You SO nailed it!

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

37. The third one would get this locked...

:evilgrin:

RL

[deucemagnet]

19. "Nice to see you, too!"

The truth: "I wasn't able to hide fast enough when I saw you across the room."

[Ariana Celeste]

20. That I had stuff to do

and therefore had to get off the computer.... really I just signed out of messenger. Was noooot in the mood.

[Mutley]

21. I told my dog we were going to Doggy Fun Land

when in reality we were going for vaccinations.

I still don't think she's forgiven me. :cry:

[billyskank]

23. She was only humouring you anyway

She knew what was afoot. :hug:

[Mutley]

26. Yeah, she only plays at being dumb

but really she's got all sorts of diabolical plans floating around in that brain of hers. I can tell by the way she looks at me. :D

:hug:

[MorningGlow]

22. Just this very minute, in fact

Told the boss I was fine with the two assignments he just gave me. They are SO INCREDIBLY BORING that I would rather slit my wrists than do either one. However, moran that I am, all I said was, "Fine."

Ugh. :eyes:

[Broken_Hero]

24. I told my wife

that we couldn't afford the high pressure washer, that she's been wanting for a while...but I had to, because I bought it for her about a month ago, for xmas, when it was half price, on sale....:D

[Dukkha]

31. a preemptive lie, i plan to call in sick next week

to avoid the vapid stupid x-mas party here. it's a pot lock and I don't want to pay to pretend I give a shit about my dismal work.

[montanto]

32. told someone I was working while I was reading this post

[mark414]

33. "i love you too"

no, i'm kidding

really it's "of course i'm glad you stayed for breakfast"

[rug]

34. I like California.

[ohiosmith]

38. Oh! You fibber you.

[SPKrazy]

35. That I Don't Plan

to move out

[Guava Jelly]

36. I wasn't looking at your breast.I was looking deep into your eyes

:7

[crim son]

39. I did it just now. Told my STBE husband that "you can do this!"

He's going to talk to my daughter about her revealing clothing (in his opinion) and he's afraid she'll be furious. Sigh. She will be, and he's only partly right but I am not willing to be the intermediary right now.

[ganeshji]

40. "I love you."

I don't.

[ContraBass Black]

41. "I'm fine."

[femmocrat]

42. I'm such a terrible liar. I rarely tell a lie... and when I do

I'm so sure that the person knows I'm lying that it drives me crazy worrying about it. Yup, the truth is definitely a better way to go.

[bertha katzenengel]

43. I told my doc's office tonight that I'd have to owe them my copay -- because

I left my wallet on the desk at work and didn't have my card.

Truth is, no money in the account until tomorrow.

And yes, in case anyone's curious, I am ashamed of myself.

But my bp's down to 90/74! :woohoo: