Male DUers, shave your underarms

[jmowreader]

Antiperspirant works SO much better when there's no pit hair to keep most of it from getting to your skin.

[some guy]

1. good tip...

I figured it out myself about 25 years ago. :D

[trof]

2. Razor burn?

Ugh

[Fuzz]

3. Plus, you can swim faster

Not only can I keep up with dolphins, I communicate with them too! They really hate Flipper by the way, they say he's arrogant.

[Ariana Celeste]

5. .

:spray:

[Blue-Jay]

4. I'm not getting rid of my lovely pit-dreadlocks for nobody.

bask in their loveliness, peon.

[GirlinContempt]

15. Only numptees shave

[Blue-Jay]

19. Do the numpt. Do the numptee numpt.

[GirlinContempt]

21. Don't ever do that to me again

The Humpty dance, and any reference to said dance, makes me run shrieking and flailing for safety.

[Blue-Jay]

26. Trust me, it hurt my soul just to type that.

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

[GirlinContempt]

27. STOP STOPSTOP

[Little Wing]

6. Or better yet

find a job where you don't need to do any actual work, and any perceived perspiration problem will magically vanish

[MonkeyFunk]

7. No way

it took me 15 years to grow that hair. I'm not giving it up.

[trof]

8. OK. Dirty little secret. I DO trim.

I can't imagine SHAVING it.
But I do give it a buzz cut once in a while.
And chest and belly hair.
Especially in summer.
Much cooler.
Electric.
NO BLADES!

Damn.
Now you know.
:blush:

[matcom]

9. I suggest you visit this site

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

make sure to click on EVERYTHING! :rofl:

[trof]

10. Now I regret my confession.

I just...oh...
:shrug:

[matcom]

11. make sure you click "Main Menu" (Lower left) and watch the music video

EVERY link is interactive :rofl:

really, WORTH the time

[Mrs.Matcom]

17. I was at my local Target last night

and they were sold OUT of those "body groomers"...hmmm, guess that web site works well! Going to be a lot of "bald" men in Mass this year!

[Blue-Jay]

12. The fact that you have that site ready makes me laugh.

Don't worry, my friend, I'll shave your back next time I'm in Boston.

[matcom]

14. will you buy me flowers too?

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

18. How about a chili dog?

WITH cheese!

[matcom]

22. from 7-Eleven????

*SWOON*

[Blue-Jay]

23. Nothing's too good for you, matcom!

7-Eleven it is!

[matcom]

25. i'm in love

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Uh...

no? :shrug:

[JVS]

16. I don't need to worry about anti-perspirant working. I don't use it

[Blue-Jay]

20. Smelly hippy alert!

[xchrom]

24. oh honey -- i've been shaving and trimming

all kinda body parts for years.

it's a wonder i can ever get outa the house for all the grooming.

and yet - i look scruffy.