Alternate Christmas Carols...

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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl e Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl e Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl e Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

[GenDem]

1. That is hilarious!

Did you just make that all up yourself? :rofl:

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3. nope, a friend sent to me...

:)

[SPKrazy]

2. HaHaHaHaHaH HaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa

i can't stop laughing

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4. weeeeee...

:bounce:

[lizziegrace]

5. Welcome to my world

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


Could be worse. ;)

:)

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6. ha good one, hubby said that one was like driving around with me in the car...

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

7. I finally got a diagnosis after 25 years

Meds help. I still can outdo anyone changing radio stations, turning on and off the heat, wipers, anything while driving. A bit dangerous. ;)

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8. girl do i hear *you* talking, theater directors are always telling me...

(i'm a theater lighting tech) that i pick up these various, complex lighting boards quicker than anyone they've ever seen (which hubby says is only because it is like playing with an adult size busy-box with bells, whistles, toggles & slides w/blinky lights and therefore keeps me busy :7); NYC broadway production personnel fly out for Cats (please, no more cats), Wizard of Oz, Irving Berlin, whatever, and tell me how impressed they are:

"Dahling, you're so brilliant!! You need to come to NY; we'll have a place for you & your husband, we'll show you where to buy booze, sandwiches & fresh vegetables. You'll love it, be sure to think about it. Please say you will." and i say...

"Um hm, i see, well have your people get with my people." they make some semblance of a sad face but then we all laugh/smile, hug, get all kissy on all four cheeks before i watch them wheel their stuff into the terminal...i get home, kick off my shoes, plop on the couch, pop a beer, flip on Daily Show and that's when it strikes me...

"but wait a minute...i don't have any people :rofl: oh well, another golden opportunity right down the crapper." :hi: