My dog is trying to post

[LuLu550]

She (the one on the left) is sitting next to me, pressing her paw on the keyboard.



Do you think she is channeling someone or do you think she can really post?

[seemunkee]

1. Tell her no sex threads

[LuLu550]

2. She's "fixed"

do you think she can still want sex??

[seemunkee]

7. From the way our girl was acting when we got the new boy last week

I would say maybe

[LuLu550]

12. Maybe that is why she is trying to post

the DU lounge is her only social life..

[gr8dane_daddy]

11. Well why not?

Isn't she old enough?

Ask her what they look for in a good butt sniff?

[JackBeck]

3. Wait, my cat's name in Lulu.

Sweetie, is that you trying to tell daddy something? Is Suki driving you crazy again?

[LuLu550]

5. No No No!

I am LuLu...

The dog is Cali!!

[cwydro]

8. That is it.

I'm putting you on ignore.:rofl:

[JackBeck]

13. Twice in one week!

I was spanked again this morning. Please don't be the third!

:spank:

:hi:

[cwydro]

19. No!

I would be THRICE!:7

[cwydro]

4. Ask her what she thinks about circumcision

and if she would eat a doggie bag from Olive Garden...;-)

[LuLu550]

6. sircumsizuns bad!

olif grdn sux...

I swear, she is doing that herself! :crazy:

[cwydro]

9. OK. I think I already understand where she is coming from.

No doubt she would eat fried chicken rolled in corn flakes. 'Nuff said. ;-)

[LuLu550]

10. She would also eat

cat poop...

[cwydro]

14. I have a dog

named Jordan, who is very partial to cat poop. She actually likes poop of any stripe. The only poop she will not touch is that of her own species. The only thing better than eating poop, in Jordan's mind. is rolling in it. This has caused some strife and dissension between us...as you might imagine.:eyes:

[LuLu550]

17. My girls like to roll in "stink" too

it is a terrier thing..they think if they smell like poop or something, their prey won't know they are getting stalked.

It is so very icky!

[cwydro]

20. You know I read something on that once.

That dogs roll in dead things (like their ancestors, the wolves) so that their prey won't know it is a dog/wolf creeping up on them. But whoever wrote it (maybe Dave Barry) went on to say that only the dumbest deer would not think it odd that a dead creature, or one dipped in excrement, was stalking them....:rofl: . I think dogs are just foul animals who love to roll in stink! But I love them anyhow. BTW, those are some cuties!

[LuLu550]

21. LOL!

Yeah, that is a good point...how dumb would you have to be not to know poop doesn't hunt??

"be veh-wee veh-wee quiet":rofl:

[cwydro]

22. Yes,

I need to try to find that article. I am pretty sure it was Dave Barry. He cracks me up...

That poop won't hunt!:rofl:

OK, gonna go make another drink....:D

edited for typos.

[LuLu550]

23. If you find it

send it my way, would you? Dave Barry cracks me up.

[cwydro]

28. Ok, I will.

Not much good at searches...but will make that number 1 on the agenda for tomorrow. I remember it was Dave Barry definitely. And I'll send it to you.:hi:

[LuLu550]

29. Thanks.

I'll let the girls read it! :rofl:

[cwydro]

31. Before I post it,

I'll roll it in something really nasty!

[LuLu550]

32. ooh! please do!

then I won't know it is coming!

[cwydro]

34. ...

:rofl:

OK, while searching for that specific dog article, I found the one I just sent you. You'll have to look for it, because I dipped it in the cat box before posting...

[LuLu550]

35. Oh, nice!

Make it impossible to find!
:bounce:

[InternalDialogue]

16. That would explain olif grdn sux!

Distinguished palate, that one!

[LuLu550]

18. oh, yeah

no national chain restaurants for her...she is a true gourmet!

Only the finest, freshest ingredients.

[JackBeck]

15. D'oh!

:puke: :spray: :rofl:

[cwydro]

30. I can't reply to your post.

Because I have you on ignore.;-)

[MissMillie]

24. miniature schnauzers?

I LOVE them!!!!!

[LuLu550]

26. Yes

They are a great breed. A good size, don't shed, not as hyper as other terriers, very connected to their humans. Downside they are a bit "barky"..squirrels, etc, but they are good watch dogs.

Smart and funny, too. My two amuse themselves - they hide their toys under pillows and then "dig" to get them.

I highly recommend them if you are looking for a smallish dog.

[Karenina]

25. "I AM DAD"

LOVE shaggy dogs!

[LuLu550]

27. They just keep getting shaggier and fluffier

if you don't groom them. But like I said, they don't shed!

[cwydro]

33. Ok, try this link

not the one I was talking about...but you'll love it. Tell me if it doesn't work:

http://www.buddydog.org/homer.html

[LuLu550]

36. Cool!

and oh, so true!

[cwydro]

37. Well, I'll keep looking for the other article

but right now I have to go watch TV Land. Glad you like that one. It is true...he is great at that.

[evlbstrd]

38. What, nobody's done this yet?

[LuLu550]

39. HAHAHA!

That is probably where she got the idea!
:thumbsup:

[evlbstrd]

40. Good dog!

[Fleshdancer]

41. well, she's too cute to be a troll....

so I say let her post! :D

[ashling]

42. I knew a coon dog once that would tree.

is that the same thing?

[LuLu550]

43. I get it!

Post...tree!

:7