Circumsiced Vegans Breastfeeding at Olive Garden

[RetroLounge]

In the smoking section with unruly kids while talking on the cell phone!

This is HUGH ! ! ! !

RL

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. Were they changing the kids on the table?

And did they order the cornflake crusted chicken in marinara sauce? I hear that's a bestseller there.

[RetroLounge]

2. ...

:rofl:

RL

[KamaAina]

3. Any time circumcised people breastfeed is HUGH!!!111!!11!

considering that circumcision befalls males! :P

[RetroLounge]

4. "Olive Garden: Where the laws of nature do not apply"

:9

RL

[uppityperson]

11. one would hope

[ForrestGump]

5. If you know what's good for you,

you'll leave Las Vegans alone.

Or you'll be talking to two robust gentlemen named Vinnie.

[YankeyMCC]

6. Did they order extra transfats in thier food?

[rug]

7. At least they weren't eating chicken.

[Deja Q]

16. Don't you mean Fried Chicken?

KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken? :9

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. OK, I didn't want to, but you forced me to.

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[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. LOL.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

10. BEST. POST. EVAH!

:rofl:

RL

[achtung_circus]

13. Do you feel better, now?

If not, tell us what you really think. Don't hide that light under a bushel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And yes, I humbly apologize for the first 4 letters of that last word in the above sentence.)

[graywarrior]

14. Jesus.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. K&R

SIG <--- wishful thinking

[LostinVA]

12. Christ help us all

[nam78_two]

17. Oh well ...kick.nt