I was being breastfed by a Vegan waitress at Olive Garden. Ask me anything.

[Deja Q]

Oops, typo. :dunce:

[liberal hypnotist]

1. A Strange connection between The Olive Garden and..

It is a bit un-nerving but I have discovered a very strange connection between the Olive Garden and salvation.

GETHSEMANE:: A garden near Jerusalem, where Jesus prayed. The word means, literally, "oil press." From two words: gath (from NAGAN, Heb.), "wine-press"; and shemen, (from SHAMAN, Heb.) meaning "grease, especially liquid (as from the olive); figuratively referring to anointing, fruitfulness, ointment, oil, olive."

Then, a few days ago a group of missionaries came to my door and told me that only 144,000 people will be allowed into heaven. I asked if they had ever been to The Olive Garden. Guess what? They had. Furthermore there are 144 items on the menu. Count them. This is spooky. Supposedly, there is a way to get connected to one of the 144,000 getting into heaven and get a pass into heaven. Anyway, to do this one must go door to door telling folks about The Olive Garden. The more folks you tell the better chance you have of getting in to heaven. Wow!

I am going to the nearest Olive Garden tomorrow (Sunday of all days) to count the items on the menu.

Anyone else made this connection, yet? Sorry for being so wordy, I'm just a bit excited.

[Deja Q]

2. Well, with those odds, who wouldn't be excited?

:spray:

[graywarrior]

3. .

[Deja Q]

4. I do not understand the reference.

:( :shrug:

[graywarrior]

5. Olive-r

[Deja Q]

6. Twist, Oliver?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

7. The only Olive I know.

OK, you are dealing with an idiot here. I have no idea why I posted that.

[Deja Q]

8. Because Oliver was hungry for some, uh, breadsticks?

[RetroLounge]

15. Well, I got the reference...

:9

RL

[Deja Q]

16. Twisting olives?

:shrug:

Or is it phonetic, "All of her----"? :shrug:

[some guy]

9. Did you get her phone number?

:woohoo:

You've already got to the breastfeeding part, take her out on a date, you have a good chance of playing bump-n-grind with her.

Good Luck!!!11! I'm series!!!11!!

:P

[Deja Q]

10. LOL

I'd rather date first...

[some guy]

11. heh

now, see? This is why you don't get lucky more often. You have to be willing to c o m p r o m i s e - while there's nothing wrong with wanting to date first, obviously SHE wanted to do the breastfeeding thing first. You went along with that, so NOW it can be your turn to pick the activity.

If dating is what you want, then she should be willing to do that. Go back and get her phone number :D

Then you can call her up and ask her on a date.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

12. Oh I see...

So always do what they want first, is that it?

:)

[rug]

13. If you were breastfeeding, it was not vegan.

[Deja Q]

14. Other way around.

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

17. Did you talk about Tom Cruise?

[Deja Q]

18. Nobody seemed interested in him... either before, during, or after lunch.

:rofl: