Unstable? I have a holiday carol just for you.

[Road Scholar]

* 1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?


* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are


* 3. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas


* 4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...

* 6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


* 8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh, look at the
Froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells...



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rosemary2205]

1. I like the ADD one.

sounds just like me....... LOL

[Road Scholar]

2. Me too. I told my daughter I thought I had ADD and she said..

"awww Dad, all men have ADD". LOL:toast: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: