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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 09:54 AM
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I have Monster Balls
on sale this week at the local Sports Authority.



500 for $10.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 09:58 AM
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1. You definitely need the shaver then.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:01 AM
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2. It'll make them more aerodynamic, yes?
A must!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:05 AM
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3. Yes, you will cut through the air with the grace of
Edited on Sun Dec-17-06 10:05 AM by billyskank
well, of a smooth spherical object. Or two.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:09 AM
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4. Yes, but do you have Schweaty Balls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7tCGWVf5Pw

I know someone just posted this the other day, but I couldn't pass it up. It cracks me up every time.

:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 12:18 PM
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29. No One Can Resist
my Schweaty balls

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:49 AM
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5. Um, Dude? According to the box you actually have




...Blue Balls.



:hide:




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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:50 AM
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7. But they're filled with yellow
:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:52 AM
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9. Oh my....
:spray:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:53 AM
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11. That's what it says
:D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:55 AM
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13. I know but....
but...

:rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:03 AM
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15. Hi billyskank!




:bounce:



I miss you!



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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:04 AM
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16. I miss you too, baby
I loved your cat picture yesterday. :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 12:10 PM
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27. Thank you. I'm glad you approve of your stand-in.



:)


Isn't he a sweetheart? And to think that somebody didn't want him...



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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 12:18 PM
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30. Obviously I am completely jealous
;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:49 AM
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6. Mine are bigger and are priceless too.
:D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:52 AM
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10. Why does this post not surprise me?
:hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 12:11 PM
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28. !
:rofl:

:hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:51 AM
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8. I prefer big cans
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:54 AM
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12. What about jugs?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 10:56 AM
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14. I like Jugs also

i also like hooters
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:06 AM
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17. I like knockers


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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:07 AM
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18. Aaaaaa
That may have done it
Ibtl
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:08 AM
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19. HEEEEHEEE
That is hilarious!

:applause:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:09 AM
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20. I know
One day when I am rich and living in a country mansion, I will have a knocker like that on my front door. :D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:10 AM
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21. Oh no you won't
I wouldn't let you. ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:11 AM
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22. Oh no?
:D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:16 AM
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23. Well hey,
If you can fantasize about being rich and living in a country mansion, then I can fantasize about being there. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:16 AM
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24. No no, that's okay
So what will you have on our front door? :D
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:19 AM
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25. Hmmmm
I'll have to think about that and get back to you....

I must get off my butt now and be productive.

I shall fantasize more later. :evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 11:19 AM
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26. Okay
I still have to clean the fridge, too. x(

See you later! :hi:

:hug:
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:54 PM
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31. Monster blue balls. Hmm. Apparently LeftyMom's not doing her job right.
;)

On a completely unrelated note, how's the pooch?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 04:38 PM
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32. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pooch is doing very well, thank you! He's learning the three-legged running thing, but enjoying the attention.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 04:44 PM
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33. I prefer Schwetty Balls.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 06:24 PM
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34. Let me whip out my pink monster
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 06:30 PM
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35. tease.
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