My doctor was smoking during my circumcision.

[Bluebear]

Also. I have the sneaking suspicion that my mother was out shopping at the time.

(These topics have generated so much long-term interest, and keep floating back to the top of page one that I think I am having a subconscious flashback...)

[XemaSab]

1. My doctor breaded my boobs in cornflakes

during my last mammogram, making it very hard to breast-feed my 5-year old! :cry:

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Who wants their cornflakes without milk?

[BikeWriter]

27. I'd have paid admission to see that!

;-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Ahem.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5956288&mesg_id=5956551

[Bluebear]

14. . . .

:toast:

[libnnc]

3. Rolling Rock through my nose

...burns like hell. Thanks a lot.

[GrantDem]

18. I prefer Sam Adams...

'Tis the season for Old Fezziwig.


:toast: :toast: :toast:





:toast: :toast: :toast:

[NoPasaran]

4. Does anyone have a good recipe for veal?

It was on special at Super WalMart!

[likesmountains 52]

5. No, I recall seeing your mom at the Olive Garden that morning...

with her de-clawed cat and pit bull puppy...

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Cheer up. It could have been worse.

He could have been wearing a shoulder holster with a pistol in it.

[Deja Q]

7. They built an Olive Garden near the hospital I was circumcised in...

[novalib]

9. CUT it OUT!!

CUT it out!!!

Some of us have thin SKIN!!!

I hope you don't think my remarks are too CUTTING!

[nam78_two]

10. This gets a recommend!

:toast:
Its like The Nancy Grace Show around here some days ;).

[undeterred]

11. I had my mammogram at Olive Garden

while perfomring circumcision on a handsome busboy.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

13. better pasteurize for a while. With all that food poisoning at Olive garden,

might be contaminated.

[MindPilot]

12. Mine was having a surge of some sort...

Might've involved pig shit. I'm just not sure if they were green onions or scallions.

[Eurobabe]

15. Special on Circumcisions: TODAY ONLY, HALF OFF!!

You gotta love Mel Brooks.

[Generic Brad]

28. Don't forget to leave a tip!

[The Straight Story]

16. Why do I feel my name is being cursed by some here :)

My mom smoked while delivering me, in a neiman marcus parking lot. My first words were 'got a light'?

[etherealtruth]

17. My first words were 'got a light'?

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl:

I don't know why that strikes me as hysterically funny ... I just know it does!

[Bluebear]

19. Rock on with your bad self!

You start topics that generate interest, that's for sure!

And: 'My first words were 'got a light'?' :rofl:

[XOKCowboy]

20. That's probably very true in my case....

He was a small town doc, Doc Roy Goddard, and he smoked constantly. Everyone did back in the 50s though. He lived to be almost 80, always gruff and smoked cigarettes till the day he died. I know that because a few months before he passed away, he came to our family Christmas party and played poker with us till the wee hours!

BTW I agree with OP. When I saw the subject it brought back old memories.

[Infinite Hope]

21. I must be missing something.

No pun intended, it just doesn't make any sense.

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[BikeWriter]

25. I prefer my steaks raw.

[Left Is Write]

26. Did she return the shopping cart before lunching at Taco Bell?

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[Bluebear]

30. Join the crowd.