Santa Clara? Who knew Santa's middle name was Clara...

[originalpckelly]

and that he had a city named after him. I bet he was teased when he was a kid. I mean, you walk around in a big red suit with white fuzz on it, and see who makes fun of you.

And then there was the fact that he had a full beard in 5th grade.

Then he knocked up Mrs. Claus. That hairy baby they had freaked me out. (Moved out at 20 to become the Abominable Snowman.)

Then there was that time Santa got friendly with that one Elf, Myra.

Oooh, I though Mrs. Claus would never forgive him ever again, but time heals all wounds. She's allowed him to move back in, but he has to sleep on the couch. (He's making the most of it, which might be why a three kids won't be getting their Wii, Playstation 3 and XBox 360 this year.)

Then there was that accident with that Grandma, their family filed a wrongful death suit against Santa, he won however. (He clearly had the right of way.)

Poor old Santa Clara Claus.