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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 04:59 PM
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Are you ready for Festivus?


The Festivus Pole
The tradition begins with a bare aluminum pole, which Frank praises for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio." During Festivus, an unadorned aluminum pole is displayed, apparently in opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, and because the holiday's creator, Frank Costanza, "finds tinsel distracting." Local customs vary and you may be able to decorate your pole with non-threatening plain decorations, or ordinary green garland.

You can order a Festivis Pole here: http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

The Airing of Grievances
At the Festivus dinner -- a meal featuring non-holiday comfort food -- each participant tells friends and family all of the instances where they disappointed him or her that year.

The Feats of Strength
The head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground. A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 05:01 PM
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1. Ohhhhh yes!!!!
Edited on Sun Dec-17-06 05:02 PM by In_Transit
That was one of my favs.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 05:07 PM
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2. It's a Festivus miracle!!!
:rofl: :hi: Damn, that was one of the funniest Seinfelds ever... :P And actually this afternoon, we passed a Christmas tree lot that said, "Festivus Farms Inc.". :rofl: Apparently they loved that episode as much as we did.... :P
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 05:15 PM
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3. The Airing of Grievances
during holiday celebrations is actually not limited to Festivus.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 09:17 PM
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5. Oh, my, yes... The Airing of Grievances has a life all its own...
:yoiks: :rofl: :hi:
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 06:25 PM
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4. A Festivus for the rest of us.
Happy Festivus!
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itsmesgd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 12:31 PM
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6. Tomorrow Dec 23rd is Festivus
For the rest of us. Is everyone prepared for the airing of grievances and the feats of strength?
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